MONDAY #4289

One Of My Very Own

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PONDERABLES

It just so happened that the day before I found that quote I watched Truman...a truly unique film.

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She might want to just keep quiet for a while.  
(That is, of course, satire.)

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That's the way my wife does it.  
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I like that line.  
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It would be a shame if this picture was the first image on Google search for micropenis.

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Only if the people in charge start paying attention. 
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I was kinda flattered when the police sketch artist made me better looking.

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EXPLAIN THIS

What's with the armada of cruise ships on the horizon? 
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Saint Petersburg, Vadim Solovyov

Can I assume the work of a prankster? 
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But why the platform shoes?  
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No rational explanation.  
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Building code inspectors passed that? 
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Explain it. I dare you.
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 ????
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A crane owner who is also a fisherman.
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CNN: Do you want notifications for breaking news?

Me: For really important stuff I guess.

CNN: An Iowa woman just ate 37 McRibs.

Me: I said impor...

CNN: Using chopsticks.

Me: She did what!?

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AND AWRY WE GO

 Notice low hanging wires.
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 Russia.
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Is it even possible to connect an electrical conduit to a water pipe? 
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Wouldn't you think they would have an early warning system situated high on the hill?  
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Only a single survivor was pulled from the water after a container ship loaded with thousands of cattle capsized off the coast of Japan. Sareno Edvarodo, 45, was spotted waving in the water by a plane likewise risking the seas and skies during Typhoon Maysak.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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This Gorilla mom is dealing with her eldest son's jealousy of the baby, and she is DONE with his shit.

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You finally get the interview with the prince then... 
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"Ass"

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The little pig that stayed home.

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But this is my emotional support moat full of alligators.

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A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

République de Côte d'Ivoire

I am so grateful that there are so many cameras to film stuff like that for me to enjoy.
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And this would have amused a couple or three people without the camera there to share with the world.

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Individuality in Triplets

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Drone Maintenance

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I  pretty much like anything I've never seen before. 
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Incredible poster paying tribute to nine female leads by artist by Karen Hallion

As a father of two successful women, I know they stand on the shoulders of giants. 
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Do you think the spiral on the white ball plays a roll in getting the desired effect?
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Marvelous.
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Imagine falling in love with someone and then they make a chicken pot pie without a bottom crust.

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DID YOU KNOW

"Qball, I find your lack of mudflap disturbing."

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Successful people typically attribute their success to skill and hard work, but as Veritasium points out, luck is a factor, too. For instance, in many years, 40% of hockey players selected into top-tier leagues are born in the first quarter of the year, while only 10% are born in the fourth quarter. Call that coincidence, privilege, or luck, but it clearly plays a role in success rates. 


This guy quit his day job to make more money making Youtube videos.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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This is the Baltic Way. On 23rd August 1989, 1 million people in Lithuania, 700 thousand people in Estonia, and 500 thousand in Latvia held hands and formed a human chain 675.5 kilometers (420 miles) long, protesting against the Soviet oppression and pursuing independence.

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“Polar bears are very curious,” Sarah Woodall, a tourism destination manager for Visit South Greenland told me during my first trip to the country in 2015. To that end, if you should come face-to-face with one, back away (slowly at first), while peeling off your clothes one item at a time. The bears are very curious so they should stop, sniff, and perhaps play with each item as they come across it, leaving you free to run somewhere across the Arctic buck naked. 
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Dad's day to mind the kids...

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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 The Rona got him.

 Science 1 - God 0

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https://imgur.com/gallery/BuCpHGe

https://imgur.com/gallery/SAHd6np

https://imgur.com/gallery/RpB9eyR 

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