FOLIO OLIO: SUNDAY #4288

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Hi I’m Chris Hansen

The waitress is hot

Shit, there's my wife

Your mom is thinner

Does this look infected?

You should eat less

You do anal right?

Make America great again
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I complete agree.
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Braggart.
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At first I thought it was the dog at the wedding that was not legal.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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In the first few years I cut my mortgage from 30 to 15 years then threw every dime of discretionary monies at the principal and paid it off in 11 years. It was a wonderful feeling know my home belonged to me and only me.
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**IKIARBISW

Not sure how many North Koreans have tech that could read a usb though.

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Me at 23: I don’t understand why old people are so cranky.

Me at 73: Oh.

AIN'T NATURE GRAND

A sealed loop.

"Sealed."
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A moment of Zen...

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Golden Beetles

I seemed to remember a chandelier being coated in the shells of those but when I looked it up they were just regular beetles.

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Park ranger uses a shotgun to separate 2 entangled bucks.

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Constable Fido

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The Eyes Have It

^ Husky

^ Llama

^ Horse

^ Hippo

^ Camel

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This big boy is carrying the entire next generation...

But we've seen that before...

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Wife: I am going to London, what gift do you want?

Husband: One British girl.

*wife returns from London*

Husband: Where is my gift?

Wife: Wait for nine months.

THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN

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I, too, am a collector and understand completely.
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One gust of wind.
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Powerwash before & after

Who makes stairs like that. It's dangerous!

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See-through tent fabric is a great idea!
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Daily Overview

That is such a breathtakingly beautiful image.
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I've never been a fan of fake danger machines.
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During one of our roadtrips the wife and I passed a similar array prior to a T-intersection and had no chance of determining our next turn. So, I pulled off the road ready to back up but the wife said she would just walk back to take a look.
Upon returning to the truck I pulled forward and kept doing that until I had that poor woman running along side the truck spewing obscenities. I, of course, was laughing my ass off.
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Time to call in the old priest and the young priest with the holy water...

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How to make a woman scream in the bedroom: marry her and leave the rubber on the floor.

THE JOBS WE PERFORM

Being leader of a whole country is a tough job but somebody has to do it...

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There HAS GOT to be a better way to do that.
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I assure you the EMT workers have some weirdass stories. One once told me about being called to a house to get the oddly shaped Prell bottle out of a woman's ass.

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Mechines that do their jobs expertly have always fascinated me.
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This day on September 1, 1974 – The SR-71 Blackbird sets (and holds) the record for flying from New York to London in the time of 1 hour, 54 minutes and 56.4 seconds at a speed of 1,435.587 miles per hour (2,310.353 km/h).