FOLIO OLIO: SUNDAY #4295

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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And Moms.

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By the time you reach 75, all your friends become an expert orthopedist. “It hurts where? Yeah, that’s your medial hip flexor tendon Maximus. I had that last year.”

PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE REST OF US

And sometimes you close your eyes and see the place in which you used to live.

^Sean Connery

^Gary Youngman

^Christopher Walken

^Robert DeNiro

^Patrick Stewart
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How the hell do you teach a bird to do that?
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If only there were a tool for this!

Here's its proper usage...

Reminds me of this fool...

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Mayor Caldwell's sign language interpreter is on it.

Are you curious about this...

You have got to listen to this: CLICK HERE
NOTE: My blog site has changed everything! You may now have an additional step to reach that link.

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If I knew Photoshop I would do nothing else.
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Guess which country...

Russia, of course.
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It might work...for a while.
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I will never forget that look on his face.

I'll tell you a secret. When I met my soon-to-be wife I called the married woman I was fucking regularly to tell her I was in love and that married woman said, "Oh, shit, now I will never get fucked in the ass!"

And THAT was the face I made.

-True Story-
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If there’s beer in the fridge, the fridge becomes a medicine cabinet. I don’t make the rules.

AND AWRY WE GO

What the fuck did she think would happen?
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*MNBT ...but it wouldn't surprise me.
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Did he do that on purpose?

And don't you think having the cameraman stand in a chair was a better way to see the whole puzzle?
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If you would like to hear grandma's head smack the hood: CLICK HERE
I think the bitch was asleep and just relying on muscle memory.

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Fine! I’ll do it all by myself!

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I haven't a clue.

But what I do know is that those are some short-shorts!
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I wonder how many rugs were stolen before they installed the camera.
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In the future, I will show you what was in those train cars.

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I remember the time my daughter walked in on us having sex and successfully convinced her that we were lying on top of one another to see who was longer.