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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, September 10, 2020

THURSDAY #4278

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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This is a hoot...


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What men call their penis
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Short people keep you from getting lit.
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"It's always darkest before the dawn."
Really? Where's the proof? Did someone spend night after night measuring the lumens at various hours then publish his data in a peer-reviewed publication? I didn't think so.
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CROSSWORD CLUES
Overhead expenses
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Call of the wild
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They are waved at the Olympics
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Ones who deliver
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Coming out announcement
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ANSWERS AFTER PUZZLE TIME

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I don't like being in a pandemic with y'all. It's like being on silent lunch but we keep getting days added on because y'all won't shut up.

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THINGS YOU DON'T SEE ALL THAT OFTEN


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Did you notice how much water that thing is holding back?
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This museum in Japan that displays various naturally formed rocks with faces on them.
 That is a repost but I had never noticed this...
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This is the only reason I like to fly...

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[verification needed]
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A tattoo looks like a patch.

Excellent craftsmanship.
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Leaving the house, I put on a mask, sunglasses, a hat, and headphones. You guys, I think I’ve turned into Mr. Potato Head.

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AND AWRY WE GO

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Train plowing through deep snow.
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What's the worst thing to happen?

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Have you ever been so addled that you forgot which direction you were going?
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Over 200 bodies are there and the number keeps growing. 
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[verification needed] 
Days later I found this:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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You would think they would have stolen a pickup and just put a tarp over it.
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And her sister is stripping on the stage.
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*MNBT
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Remember this idiot?
  
 Now he's be upstaged by this guy...
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I personally think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO


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 I'm more interested in the tire tracks...
Impressions left by the swaying chain caused by the boat changing locations.
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No Country for old men 2?
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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You really need to listen to them: CLICK HERE
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 Following the example followed by every religion.
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CROSSWORD
HATS
PHONESEX
EPEES
MOMS
IMGAY

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pick up all the plates at once, remove from A, place on C. Done.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time...I really like the all 4 plates at once answer, but here's at least one solution.
Plates, small to large = 1,2,3,4
1-->B
2-->C
1-->C
3-->B
1-->A
2-->B
1-->B
4-->C
1-->A
2-->C
1-->B
2-->A
1-->A
3-->C
1-->B
2-->C
1-->C

Steve said...

Puzzle:
A->B
A->C
B->C
A->B
C->A
C->B
A->B
A->C
B->C
B->A
C->A
B->C
A->B
A->C
B->C

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