One Of My Very Own
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Had that been me I would immediately go inside and tell the wife I forgot something at the store and will be back soon and for good measure I would ask her if she needs anything.
If you're into impalement.
This "hand ballet" performance from the Paralympic Games is absolutely magnificent and mesmerizing.
Am I the only one who thinks this type of medieval garb is just silly? The last wedding I attended had a guy in a huge purple robe secured with a giant rope as thick as my wrist. I smiled every time I looked at him. But nothing is as confusing to me as God allowing Satan to exist. That takes 'working in mysterious ways to the extreme.
I found an old photo of my wife at her exercise class.
*MNBT
My wife in front of a bunch of her friends: "Yeah, my husband might hit me...(they stare in shock)...once." (TRUE)
Then she added slyly, "Are you sleepy, darling?" - and made snipping signs with her finger scissors.
Why doesn't he just get a ladder?
I would think much deeper water would be more...motivating.
A well-raised child.
Here are two more such wonderful children.
Wait for it...
^^A11^^
One of the best costumes I've ever seen.
With music and a dramatic ending...
BREAKING: Scientists were stunned to discover that telling people not to panic-buy does not actually stop them from panic buying.
PLACES
I asked for your help and by God, not one but TWO viewers showed me how to find that picture of me on Google Maps.
You go to Google Maps street view, click on the little clock (1), and then click on the dots along the line to find old pictures (2).
I would like to thank those people. I could have never found it without you. BTW the guy on the London sidewalk above is one of the guys who helped me.
I'm going to go ahead and add "poopnado" to the long list of things I'm afraid of in the ocean.
A fully automated system that blew my mind.
That took me a moment.
Alexander the Great named (or renamed) 70 cities after himself. Some still have the name or derivatives of it - Alexandria in Egypt being the most obvious, but also Iskandariya in Iraq and Kandahar in Afghanistan.
*The man had an ego as large as my hemorrhoids.
A Roman mosaic discovered in Turkey was so well made it preserved the wave of an earthquake without breaking the pattern.
I don't think it survived because it was well made but rather that it is made up of tiny little tiles.
The biggest dinosaur footprints were ever discovered in Plagne France.
Brazil, Route 666
Putting a tray of fancy snacks on the Roomba and pretending I have a small idiot butler.
THINGS
To hell with the cats, what the hell is this?!?!
How very confusing.
I'm thinking that's not as large as it looks. Anybody?
Seems to me that a post-hole digger that would be far faster and easier.
My wife will not get that.
All things Ralph...
I’m just gay, sitting on a plane, watching each person come closer to the empty seat beside me and thinking “please don’t sit here”.
PONDERABLES
Soon, if not today even, these 34 police officers are going to feel pretty damn foolish for choosing this hill to die on.
Not all Republicans are racists but all racists are Republicans.
I was recently accused of wanting to "take" other people's money. I just want to put their tax rate back where it was just a few years ago.
The party who cried wolf as their sole political strategy.
They should have walked...those bastards!
I was recently called a cultist because I have concerns about manmade climate change.
I mentioned that if we lose the American mid-west the world will starve. I had a guy go to great lengths to tell me how much plants love CO2. Of course, I was referring to severe drought, or floods, or wildfires, or early or late freezes, etc, but he still thinks he owned this lib.
I posted a study showing that 99% of scientists are very concerned about climate change.
If I'm in a cult I have some very smart cult-mates.
2 comments:
Puzzle: Technically, pretty much any word can be placed before those words unless there's an unstated requirement.
Dear Anon, It may come as a shock but I have no idea what the answer is to most of the puzzles. But I tend to agree with you on this one.
RH
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