WENESDAY #4928

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LIVING SPACES

I'm assuming grow lights on the ceiling.

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You call that a toy box?

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So you fetch a step ladder every time you want something off a shelf?

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There is no such thing as too much storage space.

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Dare that be temporary?

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Looks a little like my grandson's Minecraft.

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That's what I call hail protection.

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My hobby is reading the bumper stickers on the truck in front of me to see if they are racist or not.

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*As I put this post together I'm sharing a beach house with four (4) Ph.D.s. and one future Ph.D. - my grandson.

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Men pick their favorite sports team when they're like 11 and let it upset them for the rest of their life.

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PONDERABLES

This was considered a beautiful butt when I was growing up.

But in one generation it went from that to this...

That is not a value judgment, I'm just amazed at the rapidity of change.

And it shows every sign of being here to stay...

The caption read: 

"No wonder he forgot her face as she ran from the palace."

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Can you imagine players of any other sport doing that? Walter Payton once said that the harder he was knocked down the faster he got up so the tackler wouldn't know how bad it hurt. We could use more of that attitude in soccer.

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Could that be real?

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I sort of feel that way as I work on my computer at the beach, but I have some digestion problems that I need to address...frequently.

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I've known several EMTs and they all have great stories. But one of my closest friends quit. When I asked him why he said, "I pulled one too many dead babies out of a mangled automobile."

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*That probably should have gone in my Dark Humor section.

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That came out of a guy's brain. All because the doctor decided to go to college instead of taking over his dad's haberdashery.

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They should have a Bring Your Roommate to Work Day. Wouldn't that be crazy!

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The sluttiest thing anyone can wear is a button-down shirt unbuttoned a little too much which is why Jurassic Park is a great movie.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

The hydrophobic skin of onion makes it look transparent underwater

Really? Would someone try that and let me know. I no longer have onions in my house.

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Why we have insurance...watch carefully...

Well, that escalated quickly. And I wonder if this man's torch had anything to do with it.

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George Bush got shot down in the Pacific. (That is not him in the photo above)

I've always thought he looked like a young Johnny Carson.

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Explosion at a chemical factory in Vadodara, India

I say that dangerous factories like that should never be allowed inside city limits.

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This is what MLB pitching looks like.

I read that a 100mph fastball arrives at the plate 4' before a 90mph fastball.

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DC10 making a fire drop with a marker plane in the lead.

I seem to remember that there are more standing trees today in America than in pre-Columbian times. The reason was that a lightning fire would have burned until it reached a river large enough to stop it. 

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Another look at the best-timed clip in television...

-sound on-

That always makes me nod in appreciation every time I see it.

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Making fresh potato starch noodles

Did you notice all the other strainers?

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I can't believe penguins have to publish all those books what with their tiny hands.

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You don't have to understand everything. You just have to try not to be a dick.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

She's single, fellas!

Yeah, but she's not housebroken.

Knowing that the world would find out that you once shit in your bed would you have still gone to court?

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The headline writer saw his chance and he took it...

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That is no stranger than a virgin birth then immediately three strangers show up with gifts.

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And blame Joe Biden.

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"Thirsty?"

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Or just fuck them up so badly that she quits asking you to help.

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Here's another that demands another view...

I would like to meet that guy.

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They say that your entire life flashes before your eyes right before you die. If that's true, I really hope it includes the blackouts. It would be nice to see bonus footage and deleted scenes.

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I completely misunderstood pride month. Who wants to buy a bunch of lions?

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STUPID ANIMAL TRICKS

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That reminds me of an old joke:

Two dogs were fucking in her back yard so the little girl asked her mother what they were doing and the mother said, "The one in the back hurt his paw and the other one is helping it to the hospital." The little girl replied, "Isn't that just like life. You try to do somebody a favor and they'll fuck you every time."

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It looks like it is negotiating a better contract.

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On Folly Island where I now am, they have a law that imposes a fine on anyone caught feeding seagulls.

It has been a tradition since forever that at the end of your vacation all leftover chips and bread would be thrown up to the hovering seagulls. So with the new law, people take all their leftovers down to the beach and have a food fight. Throwing food at one another is not illegal. I witnessed this with my own eyes.

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I have eaten a lot of alligator meat. 

Tastes kind of like salamander.

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If you think kangaroos are your friend you might want to think again.

Here are a couple of older clips.

And...

Lastly, the Roo Encounter of the Third Time

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