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THAT WHICH IS SUBOPTIMAL
I hate how the wire is so neatly woven around the bat. Hardly a tool of death. This is the way it would have been made.
Yeah, she's baked.
The flight attendant should have stopped that shit instantly.
I see something hanging from the mirror but I can't make it out.
Constantly demonstrating how un-gay he is...
This guy not so much...
"What seems to be the officer, problem?"
How to get a felony in one easy step:
One of my all-time favorite...to music.
I'm a big Johnny Cash fan.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
RATHER SERIOUS MATTERS
And people actually believe shit like that.
Batteries Recharged in USB Port
Do any of you fine people know if those are any good?
How the Armed Forces of Ukraine
defeated the best Russian units.
Passing your sadness onto someone who loves you.
If Twitter tanks too, I say we all meet up in the PornHub comments section. They will never let that pillar fall.
While filling out a job application I saw they had a section for "previous life experience", so I wrote down that I was a pharaoh in 2300B.C.
CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
Just another reason to have a dog.
I like ducks - a lot - but I love these little bastards...
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
- fish probably
Fish Bully
A Real Neigh Sayer
Oh, look, a guy riding a horse through the drive-thru...
1980 Car Companies: "We lied about your car's performance - it can go even faster!"
2022 Car Companies: "Your heated seats subscription has expired."
Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done cheap.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
My ex-sister-in-law was at least that large and she rented a burro to carry her to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I think about that more than I should.
Do you think the terrain was perfect for that so they used it or do you think they created the terrain to accommodate the game?
Every time I see a draw bridge I think of how they were invented a long, long time ago.
Remember that study that found positive physiological changes happen when you commune with nature.
Here's my take: She's inflated.
Would someone please explain that to me?
ZZ Top in 1970
I'm not sure they are in the right order.
Why? Probably because if it simply said Anna's Food Mart no one would have posted it on the internet.
It took me a while but I finally found the original pic...
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Restaurant Choice Ruse
I ask her to guess where I'm taking her and then take her to her first response.
Another National Treasure
Indeed.
We really are the best and the worst of all the animals put together. For example, in ways, we are the worst. In the worst column; We’re the only species that imprisons other members of our species. Which is awful. But in the best column; Right now we’re the only species working on prison reform.
My wife told me when we first met that she was anal. Turns out there are two types of anal and she’s the wrong kind.
CREATIVE VISUALS
Movie Mixup1
Movie Mixup2
Movie Mixup3
Movie Mixup4
Movie Mixup5
Would someone let me know if that actually works?
I don't believe that either, but it is rather comical.
What is this? Non-sexual answers only.
2 comments:
Puzzle. Time: is definitely a guard to prevent cutting or slashing. Therefore, I'm going to guess it's personal protection equipment for butchering animals or possibly shucking oysters. Maybe even whittling.
Dear Puzzle, Oysters.
RH
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