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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, October 15, 2022

SATURDAY #5043

One Of My Very Own

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NOTE: I lost this post and have had to reconstruct it. I keep the used images for just such an occurrence but I lost all the descriptions of said images. So bare with my brevity today.

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A movie where someone thinks they’re a ghost and the plot twist is they were alive the whole time and he's not really invisible people just ignore him.

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My dog doesn’t even understand what I’m doing when I air guitar solos to metal ballads but she dutifully holds up her lighter.

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PONDERABLES


*Viewer Contribution

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"What's worse: lighting up a blunt or stealing the nuclear codes. Come on, man," President Biden asked.

^^A2^^

That would be a yes, yes, yes, and HELL YEAH!

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*Viewer Contribution

^^A4^^

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How do you get feminists to stop hating you?

Stop pissing them off.

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*Viewer Contribution

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"When a person points at a sunset only a fool looks at the fingers."

But what if the pointer said, "My invisible overlord did that in one day...and then he rested. And he wants you to hate gay people"?

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It is time to decide, people.

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Inflation is out of control. Bought a picture today for 1400 words.

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I could never be a therapist because I can’t hear a single piece of gossip without asking for a picture of the person.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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^^B1^^

Notice the fence in the background.

It starts out square. Then three nails are partially driven into the upper corners and at the bow of the arc you want. Then a 1/4" lattice is wedged above and below the nails and traced with chalk. Then the wood is cut off on the line.

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Good luck with that, Sparky.

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I still can't get over an apple costing $3. My wife buys smaller ones for $1.50 but I have to eat two. Go fucking figure.

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I assume they light it up with generators and have to haul the fuel in overland.

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Just normal people leading normal lives.

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I remember when affordable drones came out and I predicted we were about to see some amazing photographs. This is one and it is magnificent.

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This was said to be the oldest house in Europe. Many people disagreed.

But my point is that it is left unguarded. I would fear it would be hauled away bit by bit by tourists seeking souvenirs.

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Seems a bit expensive. Doesn't Walmart have a DNA department by now?

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Interspecies friendship?^

Yeah, he had him over for lunch.

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How long did it take you to get this?

If there ever was a perfect symbol for a movement, this is it.

^^B14^^

Manatee Sighting

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Jet Pack

As I recall, the army tested and rejected things like that decades ago because they took two hands and the pilot couldn't shoot back.

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London in Original Color

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"My husband, the world’s most notorious non-morning person, set an alarm for 4am today. Early workout? No. Big day at the office? No. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s golf. Not to PLAY golf, mind you, he set the alarm for 4am to WATCH GOLF."

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One of my favorite things to do is to watch my wife fold her thongs.

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A HUMAN MENAGERIE


Panda Express?

^^C1^^

I don't think that photo is about the puppy.

^^C2^^

How could he not know that they can outrun a grown man?

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So, why isn't all construction safety netting named after that guy?

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A national treasure.

^^C6^^

That is a McDonald's Ball Pit for adults.

^^C7^^

I don't get it. Anybody?

^^C8^^

I'm not against ALL traditions. I just think all traditions should be examined from time to time to see if they still make sense.

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A friend of mine came over and I showed him my Judge 410 pistol and the first thing he did was look down the barrel. I gently lowered the gun and reminded him that it was loaded. And he IMMEDIATELY LOOKED DOWN THE BARREL AGAIN!!!

Here's why that's a bad idea.

Can you imagine explaining how you shot yourself in the head with a bow and arrow to an EMT?

So very close...

But no less terrifying.

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Scooter Jump

Another example of excellent drone photography.

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*MNBT

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*Verification Requested

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Barnyard fun.

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What is this?

And it's not any type of art.








7 comments:

David said...

C7 - what amazes me is that someone took a hammerdrill(?) Up there and installed those rungs. I can't imagine walking on those rungs but how did a guy actually hang there to work?

Fardygardy said...

^^ B2 ^^
I would make the sections as panels and install the rounded top pickets in the arc. Then use a straight saw to cut the bottoms off even. much simpler

Ralph Henry said...

Dear David, I remember trying to use a hammer drill from the lift stage and every time I would push on the drill the stage would swing away from the wall. I imagine in the case of that walk you clamped onto one in order to do the drill the next.
RH

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Fardy, I disagree.'
RH

billr said...

^^C8^^ It's showing evidence that photoshop, or something like it, was used to distort the original photo to make the curve of her butt look better.

Inchworm said...

puzzle
placed to off-gas the methane produced in a landfill? Seem too numerous, though.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Inchworm,
Bingo! And I agree that there appear to be too many.
RH

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