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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, November 6, 2022

SUNDAY #5065

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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That little scroll thing to pick the year I was born is quite a trip.

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Fast food tastes better in the car.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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At least my wife thinks so.

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That's one of the saddest things I've ever read.

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Mike Pence on the separation of Church and State

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He was dead wrong about the Founding Fathers wanting a Christian Nation.

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Many people dwell only on the roadkill on the information superhighway.

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I don’t understand. I cleaned my bathroom 7 months ago. Why is it dirty again?

- my wife

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OBJEX OF INTEREST


Did anyone else notice that the path is not wide enough for the golf cart's tires?

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That bouncing symbol happened in a bar and I bet Painter Gary a dollar the before the picture was restored that the symbol would land exactly in the corner just like in the clip above. And I won!

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My good friend Zach bought cheap prints from K-Mart and doctored them up sort of like this.

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Zach is now the head of the art department at a university.

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What if there was a medical emergency halfway up?

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A 54-year-old woman on the Indonesian island of Sumatra was reportedly swallowed whole by a massive python. 

The woman was apparently visiting a rubber plantation and then went missing. According to police, a team searched the area and located a 7-meter-long python. During the search, the team found a large python 7 meters long suspected of having preyed on the victim. When the residents searched, the victim was finally found in the snake's stomach. The victim's body was also not destroyed when it was found in the snake's body, because it was suspected that it had just been preyed on.

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They have finally invented an invisible forcefield for cars.

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My wife's uncle quit his job and moved to the beach where he walked up and down the beach and sold sun tan lotion and made enough money to support himself.

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The only upside of zoos is teaching people that animals are worth preserving.

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Why not? The huge 4'x8' table I made didn't fit in our dining room so the wife pointed to where she wanted it. I said, "But that's the living room." And she said, "It's our fucking house. It can be whatever we want it to be."

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What would life be like if tardigrades were as big as, say, bears?

I found this very interesting.

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Do you think they practiced that thousands of times just to make an internet clip?

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Around the new crater, there was a telling shine: boulder-sized blocks of water ice kicked up from beneath the surface in the explosion.

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See the whole wretched affair here:

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Haven’t heard much from the flat earthers recently. Maybe their membership has plateaued.

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The pottery scene from Ghost but it’s me behind the food truck guy adding more chili while he's making me a hot dog.

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SIGNS, SIGNS, EVERYWHERE THERE'S SIGN


I once met a master sign painter who traveled around from town to town in a converted school bus with his wife and two children. He would barter signage for gas, food, etc, and almost every business needs a sign or two.

I've watched him do shit like this.

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That gave me the idea for this section and is my habit, I collected every sign image I came across. Admittedly, some are subpar quality.

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I've placed hundreds of similar stickers.

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I trust no one on Earth enough to let them do that to me.

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Live for E-tern-i-ty in a mansion on a street of gold. Really?

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-sound on-

There's a lot of that going around...

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen you approve any comments since Tuesday. You typically post your viewers comments. Is everything okay? Hope all is well with you.

Anonymous said...

B1: is that the only question you have about that f****** photo?
By the way, I seriously doubt that path was made with the golf cart in mind.
But I do ask that you take a better look at that photo in entirety. Like the drawbridge door. The T-Rex. Etc.

Anonymous said...

B4 .... that staircase is almost exactly like the one inside the Statue of Liberty. Every so often there was a small side bench to sit and rest on which my Grandmother used a few times. This was back in the late 1960's and I don't know if it's any different now.

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A-11
What's really sad is they have a word for it.

Anonymous said...

B4: same thing that would happen if you're out deep sea fishing and have a medical emergency.
Or hiking in the backcountry. Or driving across death valley with no cell phone service. Etc

billr said...

^^C20^^ a friend and I used to put up stickers on urinals in public rest rooms that said "Please don't eat the mints". Sometimes we'd print them up with the logo of the place we were putting them up in. Fenway Park in Boston was a favorite place to do this. A coupla wild and crazy guys.

Anonymous said...

Women younger than your wife..... https://youtu.be/ztmoPIG_2wI

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