TUESDAY #5102

 One Of My Very Own

*God, that is awful.

Let's try something a little more subtle.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

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I have noticed that the spectators at the World Cup wear some very elaborate headgear. I wonder if they brought them with them or bought them in Qatar.

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What many young people forget is that a few years ago the woman on the right looked just like the woman on the left.

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"Don't give them money 'cause they will just spend it on drugs and alcohol."

"Well, hell, that's what I would have spent it on."

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I have a sewage pump in my rental unit with similar restrictions.

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It's really sad how many animals are going extinct through the actions of man.

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Now for the section that I like to add just to piss off the drunk old Anonymous Trump worshipers who like to leave insulting comments.

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"State's Rights." Yeah, the right to own slaves.

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Default Logic

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My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will have autocorrect and for that I am eternally grapefruit.

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Thermometers are just speedometers for atoms.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

*MNBT

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I think it's just some guy fucking with the rest of us.

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Okay, we get it. We ALL get it. I have seen hundreds of almost identical images on the internet. It's time to let that one go.

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Sound advice.

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"Could I please have a volunteer from the audience assist me?"

I find rooms with walls devoid of art very depressing.

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All things duck...

*Viewer Contribution

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A Bit of Fantasy

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Electricity Guy

My #1 Advisor thinks that guy is hilarious.

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Christmas Tree Mishap

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Banana Tote

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The fastest cure for a hangover is discovering that you lost your phone.

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My wife recently read this Wikipedia quote to me aloud: "Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently fed, the male is often allowed to live."

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

How in the hell do things like that just wear out and become candidates for reuse?

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Oops.

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*There is a site I visit regularly that uses that tiny font on all of its images. Drives me wild.

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SOURCE

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Mauna Loa, the world's largest active volcano, sited 4,169m above sea level in Hawaii. is erupting after 38 years dormant.

Said to be the same volcano...

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Robbery Foiled

I'm thinking that is South Africa.

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Cheeta Cuddle

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Record High Dive

Did you notice that he waited until he was at the top of the pole to shake it to make sure it was stable?

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Wonderful Moment at The Opera

Famous Opera Singer sings a duet piece in her encore and the audience fan picks up the other part.  She is surprised, but, instantly understands and shows much love for that fan.  

I thought we could all use a pick-me-up.

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A Song About Class

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Who is this and who is she pretending to be?

(think family member)