FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Hahahabananaha!
I've never understood how so many men could violate the species' imperative of protecting the young and vulnerable.
For example...
I would appreciate one of you Republicans explaining to me how underfunding the IRS is a good idea for the country.
What a wonderful sentiment.
I will never forget the clerk in a tool store collecting my hose, nail gun, and compressor which totaled right at $600 then going in the backroom and finding the last of a promotional package of all three identical items in one box for $300. When he put it in the back of my truck, I asked if I could shake his hand then palmed him a $20 bill and added "Enjoy your lunch".
It is perfectly OK to talk to yourself and it's perfectly OK to answer yourself. But it's totally sad that I have to repeat what I said because I wasn't listening.
The fact that I cannot dissolve in a liquid puddle like the cyborg in Terminator 2 to escape awkward social situations is a constant source of irritation.
UNFORTUNATE INCIDENTS
The moment he realizes he will have to find a different career...
Let half the air out of all the tires.
Drive out from under the awning.
Refill the tires.
I think this guy is letting air out...
You know, that happens more times in movies than in real life.
I'm going to blame Demon Rum.
Does that look photoshopped?
Nobody can blame that guy. It was just an accident of nature. A quirk of fate. He deserves our sympathy.
Helicopter Ride
It's the thrill seekers that I have very little sympathy for. The Mount Everest climbers, skydivers, parkour jumpers, etc, do it just for thrills and when they die I don't feel the same as if they died of cancer. They gambled with their lives for a thrill and lost. Period.
People are fighting to stay alive in hospitals all over the world and thrillseekers treat theirs with contempt.
Take this guy...
Here is what the lot of them need...
Tinder but they match you based on your porn search history.
Can someone very gently explain everything we know about cults to me?
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
If I had one of those I would print DO EPIC SHITE on everything I came across.
Is it that easy on all cars? If so, why lock them?
There are people who get bent out of shape when they see socks and sandals. These are the same people who wear a tie just like everyone else's, tied just like everyone else's, and fake buttons on the sleeve of their suit coats.
Speaking of...
How wonderful.
Lightning on Jupiter
Something you don't see every day.
I'm assuming you have to call your pocket and there is no way he called that one.
Do you think that could possibly be their real practice for their halftime performance?
And just a glance over his shoulder.
Having to re-download the Prime app was the worst thing to happen to me since COVID.
Marriage Tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to the game even if it is the playoffs.
NAUGHTY BITS
My wife hates it when that happens.
You go, girl!
"Important to note that he was raped. So acting like he had sex with them because he wanted to is a bit misleading. They got him drunk and had sex with him."
*That makes it even WORSE! God killed all those innocent babies and saved two raping, incestuous, sluts.
Brahahahahahahahaha!
Now that we have gotten older my wife decided to throw out all her toys. I had to hire one of those commercial dumpsters that they haul in on a truck.
There are people who really get off on fancy knots.
I am not such a person.
"Soiled."
I thought it was nasal...
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That was pretty easy. Here's an extra that a viewer sent me.
You might have to enlarge that - I did.
11 comments:
C11: You don't nominate pockets in snooker. That red ball counts as a pot.
^^A6^^
I would have given him $100 from the $300 he saved me. I was gonna spend $600 anyways...
^^B1^^
She.
^^C10^^
Obviously not as I can barely spot it with the naked eye.
Dear A6 Anon,
I don't believe you.
RH
A3-the bottom 50 percent of earners pay $0 in federal taxes and consume most government benefits ...
Dear Mike,
I agree. It is time to increase the minimum wage!
RH
What do you think the "new" minimum wage should be? 25%? $7.25/hr x 25% = 9.67/hr.
7.25/hr x 40hrs = $290.00 /wk Gross
v 9.67/hr x 40 hrs = 386.80 gross.
Are we to think that is going to satisfy the min wage earners?) 7.25 x 2080 = 15080.00/yr vs 9.67 x 40 =20113.00/yr
What should we raise it to?
Dear Min Wage,
Hell, I don't know. How about just adjusting it for inflation?
But I don't have to know an exact figure to know my young friends are desperate.
RH
California is a shit hole, you could download an app that points out location of defecation. Remedy that. Bet you'll look the other way for sure.
Dear Anon,
Remedy: Provide more public toilets.
RH
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