One Of My Very Own
NOTE: There are several reposts today. I've been really busy so I conducted a smash-and-grab of items off the internet as fast as I could. My latest box is having more problems than the United Nations - but I like the problem-solving side of it.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
This is one of the best political cartoons I've ever seen.
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"There is no morality in the boardroom."
- somebody famous probably
Nothing screams hypocrisy like Christians hating homeless people.
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"One mistake some cult leaders make is predicting armageddon will happen on a specific day. Embarrassing to explain afterward. If I ever lead a group of devoted followers I’d keep shit like that pretty vague."
*And that is EXACTLY what Christianity did.
The coast of my state is shrinking alarmingly. Scenes like the above are happening daily.
Red flag or green flag?
That's a real poser. The green flag is her whimsicalness but the red flag is her risking being struck by lightning.
When I told my daughter that perfect grades were not enough to get a full scholarship to a top university. They want well-rounded students and she had no sports. So, she founded a fencing club with her as president. They only met twice but it looked great on her résumé.
It never ceases to amaze me that when their country was invaded, teachers, farmers, students, doctors, housewives, athletes, etc., put their lives on hold and learned how to kill the invaders.
*And I think the cats are used more to keep rodents out of their food supplies than companionship.
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Mrs. Liubov is 103 years old. She makes masking suits for our Ukrainian snipers.
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Ukraine
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This is from a young California woman ridiculing a call for taking precautions against the incoming hurricane:
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How soon we forget.
At four weeks a baby raccoon is the size of a small eggplant, and by six weeks it's the size of a bigger eggplant.
Women know that I'm serious about lovemaking when I put my glasses in another room for safekeeping.
COPING WITH FRUSTRATION
The worse flagman ever...
We found the one with the excessive fat...
As I understand it, they will trade the stolen item for food.
Why thinking you could survive in the wild is misguided...
The Old Staple Gag
The Old Unplug the Light Gag
This man dealing with this washer door is the reason I created this section.
Adulthood was invented in 1471 by Peter J. Adult after realizing his whole body hurt but he still had to be alive for a while.
Not to brag but my wife finished her 14-day diet in 3 hours.
HUMAN INNOVATION
Keeps the cows in.
I heard a pilot say that modern jet fighters are so responsive that you don't ride in them as much as you wear them.
I looked at that many times and finally had to enlarge it.
Boat Lift
Walking Bike
Drug Boat
Removing nails after a beach bonfire
One irate commenter said that they ought to use pallets without nails.
I played basketball for 3 years, does that make me 3% black?
My wife's nickname for me is Ron Jeremy.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
I guess he spilled some on his shoes.
Alexa
Weed AND Rule 39!!!
Speaking of...
Camo
I Feel Good
Kids Are All The Same
Mask On Pole Prank
Peanut
My daughters and I spent a lot of time sitting on a bench at the State House feeding the squirrels. We noticed that the squirrels would inspect each peanut very carefully and the cracked ones were opened and eaten, but the pristine nuts were buried.
So, I decided to make art using that information. I made a box similar to the Egg Box but with smaller holes just big enough to cradle a single peanut. Then I bought ten pounds of peanuts and culled out the pristine nuts. I emblazoned a meaningless code number on each nut that looked very official. Then I sprayed on a sealant and arrayed them to dry. The next morning when I reentered my studio I discovered that all the numbered peanuts had vanished. My studio was in an old abandoned school building which had various holes in some walls and I deduced that a squirrel had gained access to my studio through one of these holes and since the peanuts were pristine he hoarded them somewhere.
I've fantasized about all of those nuts being found one day and the ensuing speculation as to the origin of the numbers. I wrote that very scenario in one of my first novels.
This is my favorite clip on the internet.
And if I might observe without sounding like a lecherous old man - that is one singularly beautiful young woman.
How long did it take you to find the man?
15 comments:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12488517/Karine-Jean-Pierre-says-Biden-PLANNED-walk-Medal-Honor-ceremony-didnt-want-expose-took-mask-got-stage.html
Lol, nice excuse. The guy literally just walked out, you can just look at his face and see he lost the plot. If he wins again he's gonna run the country from an old age home in Miami.
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How are you guys allowed to build so close to the beach anyway. Talking about new houses, it's not like the beach creep up to them.
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Fencing, lacrosse, rowing etc seem to be common in universities and I generally associate them with the stuck up high society my daddy's a senator types.
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Lol, good one!
^^B4^^
Orgasmic.
OBSERVATIONS AND OPINIONS OF OTHERS
Loneliness.
#C8
worth a look:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICw8F_k3QGY
A7-There are a lot of fascists in Ukraine. Why on earth do you want to waste even more money on them? It is more sensible to a bit, instead of pontificating from a position of ignorance.
Excellent edition yoday, even if you did have to rush it. Apologies for mu rudeness in previous message.
Dear A4 Anon,
The beach does, in fact, creep up to them. In many areas, what used to be second and third-row houses are now beachfront.
RH
Dear A4 Anon,
The beach does, in fact, creep up to them. In many areas, what used to be second and third-row houses are now beachfront.
RH
Talking about newly built ones that are built right on the beach.
Re: D14 - I missed what caused her drawers to fall. Not that it matters. Thanks in advance.
Stay safe
Dear Lergnom,
I think his tux is a rental and just didn't fit right. And also, being old that happens sometimes...I know.
RH
lmao ok that cat one is amusing ive got female friends that are really into cats
Dear Lergnom,
I confused that clip with the wedding clip from Saturday's post. I think when she tensed up she pulled in her stomach muscles.
RH
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