One Of My Very Own
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT
The cable repair guy stopped me on the street and asked what time it was. I told him it was between 8am and 1pm.
Growing up my mother had a "punch bowl" which was just a regular bowl where she kept the names of the kids who were going to get their ass kicked when their daddy got home.
PEOPLE
I would like to think that his battery died and he only had one more screw.
I know a guy who set up a stack of scaffolding on uneven ground next to a house. And he had to build up concrete blocks to get the stack level. With him on top, the concrete blocks broke toppling the scaffolding. He lived through it because the scuffle fell against a huge oak tree depositing him and his helper in the top of the tree.
When my brother retired he spent a fortune building little villages around a very elaborate train set. When I asked him if he invited neighborhood children in to enjoy it he looked at me as if I was insane and said "Hell no". I would most certainly have invited neighborhood children in.
*Viewer Contribution
Belt Game
Nailed It
I just noticed that the spike is balanced on the hammer.
Doris Lessing after she found out she won the Nobel Prize for literature
The Shoe
For a very heavy drinker I never got that drunk.
Store-brand ice cream tastes like someone tried chocolate once, then spent years drunkenly trying to recreate it in a lab.
Legend states that when you’re struggling with the kids and at your absolute breaking point, a stranger immediately appears to say, ‘You sure look like you have your hands full’ before laughing and walking away.
PLACES
Who cleans up its shit?
I wonder what caused that.
Piggies2
Snake found in Indian village
I had trouble with the scale.
Snow
A scientist has developed a pill that doesn’t make you thin, but it moves your concentrated fat to other places. I’m looking to move my belly to Massachusetts.
Gentleman, want to make your lady feel special? Place her picture in the kitchen, and write employee of the month.
She’ll love it! Follow me for more relationship tips.
THINGS
I inspected Disney World's topiary and found that they were all shaped wire with vine-like plants attached to the outside. I call that cheating.
No word on this.
I looked and looked for a place I could buy a big bag of those bills cheap but to no avail. If you know how I can get my hands on some please let me know.
You would have a hard time pulling me away from that.
Another image as old as the internet.
Table Top
It's centered on a rotating guide. I know this because I watched a furniture maker cut a HUGE slab of very expensive wood into a circle on a band saw. He had to build a table the exact height of the bandsaw.
Prove it.
3 comments:
C3 Taco Bell caused that.
puzzle time Lemonade
Puzzle time: lemonade
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