I have never in my whole life left an anonymous message anywhere at any time. It's just fucking rude.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
If you build a structure on a flood plain you should raise the ground under it. It's relatively cheap and works.
Now tell me a mask wouldn't help.
I have been in open warfare against boredom all my life. I have all kinds of puzzles in the bathroom, my truck, my wife's van, and near where I sit at night to take my evening meds. I am convinced that puzzles help keep my mind oiled. And without sounding too much of a braggart, I am very, very good at them.
Like every other adolescent, I had thoughts that I was weird. But then I realized how very average I was. I was not an exception but rather the rule and that helped me explain a lot of my feelings and behavior.
My daughter prints out age-appropriate OOMVOs for my grandson. When I learned this I began to create more of them that he may like. Here is an example:
But then I changed it to this...
I got the idea from this...
It is becoming increasingly more difficult to determine truth from fiction on the internet. Consider this:
I have no idea what that is but assume it's all computer-generated, but it's kind of cool to look at.
The point is, I post things that aren't true but never to trick you. I just want to entertain you or spur your thoughts. Here's another I do not believe but enjoyed thinking about:
And...
Nobody really believes PETA did that but it's kind of fun to think they did. But then you have people with agendas.
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But here's the truth:
Most Americans look at a Jackson Pollock painting and have absolutely no idea what they are looking at yet they feel confident that their assessment is valid. The fact is: No, your four-year-old could not have painted it.
I just saw a small child fishing by the river instead of being on his phone. Is this how we want our society to be?
I want to see a combination of celebrity chef and magician. Like when they put it in the oven it was baked risotto but when they take it out of the oven it’s corn dogs.
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"There’s enough space between the Earth and the moon to fit in all the rest of the planets in the solar system."
Mini Trebuchet
I bet the precise length and angle of the components are very important.
"The original height of Mount Everest was calculated to be exactly 29,000 feet high, but was publicly declared to be 29,002 feet to avoid the impression that an exact height of 29,000 feet was nothing more than a rounded estimate."
"A typical microwave oven consumes more electricity powering its digital clock than it does heating food."
What about the motor that spins it around?
How Deep Is the Ocean
Marriage has its pros and cons: on the one hand, you get to wear a cool ring, but on the other hand, you don’t.
There are only two phases for a home improvement project:
1. “This isn’t so bad”.
2. “I should call someone who knows what they’re doing”.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
"This bar has an ice strip to keep drinks cold."
"This McDonald’s has a dock for mobile order pickup by boat."
My family owned a restaurant on the shores of a large lake. They had a pier built very similar to that one for boating customers. A woman slipped getting out of her boat and skinned her knee. My mother put on a bandaid and the woman said she was fine. The next day she sued and was later awarded $5000 by the insurance company without even going to court.
Glass bottles are traditionally round because blown glass is by its nature round. Clay bottles are round because that's what a potter's wheel produces. Plastic bottles are formed in a mold and there is no logical reason for all of them to be round.
There are EMT bees?!?
That may be why so many of them fall over.
I would stand under a Roman arch and know that a long-dead Roman stared at the exact same stonework as I was staring at.
Apparently, Chain Link Fence Weaving is a Thing
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I assume that is wire.
Apartment building in Tacoronte, Canary Islands.
Imagine that being done everywhere.
How did it get that far?
Have you ever noticed how angry Godzilla gets when literally anything else is destroying Japan?
Something America actually gets right is our commitment to air conditioning and ice cubes in drinks. Like, yeah, healthcare would be nice but my god, room-temperature water is an abomination.
A HUMAN MENAGERIE
I like girls who let you know right away what they want...
Every man who watches that makes the same face.
When I was stationed in Labrador, just in the few seconds it took to dash from one door to another 30 feet away was time enough for all the moisture around your eyes, nose, and mouth to crystalize into ice particles.
I would hold up the rock to encourage it to come out and win.
Can we all agree that this is just flat-out stupid?
And how about this one? Is it an example of stupidity or behavior we should all encourage?
I've done more than my share of boating and never had an accident.
Is Miss Onion Ring getting married?
DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME!
Remember this?
Had that been me I would run that clip on a loop 24/7 just to remind myself how easy it is to die.
If you Google "Clusterfuck" this is the clip that explains it...
Another classic as old as the internet.
As I recall, he said it would return while his disciples were still alive. Odd that.
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My Niece's boyfriend is a sniper in His Majesty's armed forces and Your new policy on curtailing snipers is surely going to hinder his efforts to shoot people in the head. Could you please refrain from this course of action or he's gonna get the sack!
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A mask would drown him.
I have never in my whole life left an anonymous message anywhere at any time. It's just fucking rude.
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But one could simply use a fake name and you'd be none the wiser, so what difference does it really make in the greater scheme of things?
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https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ancient-tablet-shows-babylonians-used-pythagorean-geometry-1000-years-pythagoras-180978376/
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Also if two galaxies collide they will mostly pass through each other without many collisions due to the vast space involved.
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If you were an alien with no prior earth language knowledge, Indonesian would probably be the easiest language to learn.
What about the motor that spins it around?
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It think it refers to the microwave being permanently on over it's lifespan with the clock running. The current draw over 10yrs exceeding the occasional heating of food use in it's lifetime. I'm not in the mood to google it for confirmation though.
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Murica, fsck yeah! Never seen a nation as sue happy as the US.
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Blown glass bottles are shaped by a form for,um, uniformity. Same goes for those glass hexagon bottles in your image (they're not plastic.
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If they wanna tempt death, leave them be and let them die. We should remove all the stupid warning labels as well.
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What was his punishment for insubordination?
Re ice in drinks. Here in England , if you ask for ice in your drink they look at you like you've got six fingers...
D15; Mike-During every war there are always men on both sides who, when a grenade lands at their feet, jump onto it thus sacrificing themselves for the common good. A sort of altruistic argument against Darwinism
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I saw a comment in a recent column that you made that makes me think you are using a fake name.
So what's to stop me.
Puzzle time
Squash?
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Puzzle answer squash
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