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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

WENESDAY #5439

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE


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Get it?

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Why isn't the other skater casting a shadow?

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Medicinal or cosmetic?

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There is no one I would trust enough to hold that rope.

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PART TWO


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I used to get up multiple times to pee then I took my doctor's advice and curtailed my fluid intake an hour before bed. It worked.

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That was the EXACT opening sentence of a novel I wrote. It was about the laziest man on Earth.

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PART THREE


Can we assume that all the boats on the river are more or less the same size?

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I read that that was the torture method of choice for Mexican drug cartels.

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4 Wheeler

-wait for it-

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The Power of Concentrated Photons.

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Water Slide

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Whale Lunch

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

A8: he is obviously a vampire.

Anonymous said...

A8: because he is the cameraman's imaginary friend. Everyone knows and imaginary friends don't have shadows.

Anonymous said...

A9: It's neither medical nor cosmetic.
He's allowing his daughter, or granddaughter, to put his leg hairs in little baby ponytails.

MIKE HARRIS said...

C4-Bill Gates and the Scottish government are two parties who are busy chopping down masses of trees, all in the name of the Climate Change religion.

Anonymous said...

A8: I'm guessing that his friend is moving faster than the speed of light, and he, the cameraman, is moving just under the speed of light.

Bubba Pordlaw

Anonymous said...

A8: The reason for the person having no shadow is quite simple.
We are observing these two beings through the eyes of a Trafamadorrian.

Xavier

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mike,
Please don't tell me that you don't believe the evidence of a looming climate crisis.
RH

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