One Of My Very Own
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PART ONE
I used to get up multiple times to pee then I took my doctor's advice and curtailed my fluid intake an hour before bed. It worked.
That was the EXACT opening sentence of a novel I wrote. It was about the laziest man on Earth.
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Can we assume that all the boats on the river are more or less the same size?
I read that that was the torture method of choice for Mexican drug cartels.
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4 Wheeler
-wait for it-
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The Power of Concentrated Photons.
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Water Slide
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Whale Lunch
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7 comments:
A8: he is obviously a vampire.
A8: because he is the cameraman's imaginary friend. Everyone knows and imaginary friends don't have shadows.
A9: It's neither medical nor cosmetic.
He's allowing his daughter, or granddaughter, to put his leg hairs in little baby ponytails.
C4-Bill Gates and the Scottish government are two parties who are busy chopping down masses of trees, all in the name of the Climate Change religion.
A8: I'm guessing that his friend is moving faster than the speed of light, and he, the cameraman, is moving just under the speed of light.
Bubba Pordlaw
A8: The reason for the person having no shadow is quite simple.
We are observing these two beings through the eyes of a Trafamadorrian.
Xavier
Dear Mike,
Please don't tell me that you don't believe the evidence of a looming climate crisis.
RH
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