PART ONE
Did you notice the pole went up through the truck?
When my brother brought his girlfriend to dinner she was asked to pass dishes so often the only child girl couldn't eat. I have four brothers and sisters so I was used to eating with one hand and passing dishes with the other.
Anybody?
Baby on board. I saw a department store display of a dozen or so boards when all made a statement. One had photos of governors and was "The Board of Governors". The boards were all decipherable but now I can't remember any more of them except "Board of Education" showing universities. Can you think of any more?
PART TWO
I painted a mural of that exact image in an old textile mill converted into a shopping center.
Fucking fools.
If that was in my neighborhood I would sneak out at night and properly arrange a few bricks until the job was complete.
I had a bartender argue that American football and baseball players would be better at soccer than soccer players would be at American football and baseball. Thoughts?
*OSIT
Oldest Living Thing On Earth. Methuselah, A Great Basin Bristlecone Pine, Is 4,853 Years Old.
READ THAT AGAIN!
PART THREE
What Lightning Does To Sand
Comparison Of Actual Distances On The Mercator Projection Map
A 3300-Year-Old Wig
Yes, you read that right! This is the wig of Merit, wife of Kha, found in the tomb of the couple (TT8) in Thebes, present-day Luxor, Egypt. The wig was beautifully constructed of human hair. The wig can now be seen in the Museo Egizio, Torino, Italy.
A Man Standing In The Lumberyard Of Seattle Cedar Lumber Manufacturing. 1939
Alexander The Great, Based On His Busts And Ancient Accounts Of Him
Cooking
Ladder Truck
Snake Lady
The Human Voice
7 comments:
These boots are made for Walken (Christopher)
If that was in my neighborhood I would sneak out at night and properly arrange a few bricks until the job was complete.
^^B6^^
Why sneak out at night when you can do it in broad daylight.
Dear B6 Anon,
Less chance of getting run over by traffic.
RH
^^B4^^ The holes in the seats suggest the fans must fart a lot.
^^B7^^ The American sports ball players would collapse, out of breath, and probably die of a heart attack after 5 minutes of sustained running around on a soccer pitch.
B2 If you took the clot shot, you're the fool. Sad.
Dear B2 Anon,
Please explain what you mean and be sure to include your medical degrees.
I don't have a medical degree, so I take the advice of people who do.
RH
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