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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

SUNDAY #4498

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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I make a "To Do" list for myself while my wife makes me a "Don't Do" list.


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IMAGES I FIND...PROBLEMATICAL


At first I didn't believe that. I deduced that nobody could carry 70 tires up that mountain. 

But is is true. This guy did it in1974.

His name is Oliver Porky.

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"If you want something done right do it yourself."

- This grandpa probably

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I ran across a large collection of strange vehicles.



But what about these?

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Not anymore. Now they have Fat People Chairs.

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Speaking of chairs...

The belief in the Rapture has got to be the most embarrassing bullshit of any religious dogma.

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As a prank I once set the shower to shoot down as soon as the water was turned on and my sister wet her newly coifed hair only minutes before her wedding. I regret doing that.

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Is that a normal torture in South America?

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Nobody will steal it now.

That took me an embarrassing amount of time to get.

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He actually tried to eat through the mask.

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[verification needed]

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We all have that one friend who is not funny.

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If you don't see what's wrong with that image then you are part of the problem.

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I would bury it in the hole cause that stupid bastard should be excised from the gene pool.

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I think he explained to her how smart she was to wear a helmet. Indeed.

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Yes, these are live alligators.

If there ever was a gif that ended too soon.

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This device was invented to aid in pressing the Like Button.

But I can think of an alternative function...

This is what my wife looked like when I showed her...

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My wife once called a treadmill a "dreadmill" and now I think the rest of us are the ones actually saying it wrong.


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LANGUAGE I FIND...PROBLEMATICAL


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My wife teaches a "How to Effectively Fake a Headache" course there. 

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Let me help you out with that...

I haven't a clue.

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I haven't a clue. Anybody?

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Too.

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A couple of products you may have missed.

And...

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How very clever.

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(I put the mask on him myself.)

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Yeah, like that ought to get them to stop.

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The text of the ban says "school personnel shall be prohibited from using any techniques that involve the induction of hypnotic states, guided imagery, meditation or yoga" and additionally banned the use of the word "namaste."

I had to Google it:

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"Oh, no, we have just begun to stupid."

- Qanon


You have no idea how embarrassing I find all this Qanon bullshit. What must the world think of us now?

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Ouch!

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My wife sure eats a lot of food for someone who expects to fit into clothes.


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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT (NON-PROBLEMATIC)


Do you recognize these children?


The girls are all very beautiful.


Here's a hint...

And in conclusion...

In 2009, Californian Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom, caught everyone’s attention when she got pregnant and delivered the most number of babies in one pregnancy – eight kids!

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Spreading smiles is an excellent pastime.

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Yeah, the train is impressive but look at that fucking bridge!

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Okay.

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As popular as he was I'm amazed that more babies weren't named Elvis. I don't personally know one single Elvis. Do you?

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Irish Wolfhound

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The Colosseum, Rome, Italy

I remember being taught that the damage done to the Colosseum was from people scavenging building materials after the fall of Rome.

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That looks like a camera tied next to the bait. I would like to see that footage.

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