PEOPLE NOT LIKE US
0 is not a score...
He does everything his Rice Crispies tell him to do...
And back in Hazzard County...
Tie your shoes, pack a good lunch and remember that we are all in this together...
My ear hurts so bad I can hear it. I can hear my own ear. Think about that.
How to know you are taking your soccer much too seriously...
And thou name is virginity....
GAY TEST
"Are you gay?"
If you answered "Yes", then you are gay.
Girls who wear words on their ass probably don't have books on their shelves.
Why I love brain storming sessions...
"I plan to ask questions, soak up the atmosphere, and keep my eyes peeled for drunken women flashing their breasts. As for those of you who are not Men of Destiny, enjoy the day, drink heavily and be grateful that you live in the United States of America, the official country of god."
Men without adult supervision...
If I can't find toilet paper to use anywhere in your bathroom, I will use your towel.
You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
When no one is looking, these men can fly...
Oh, the irony....
One of my very own....
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
Please note: If you put a bar stool across the door to keep the new dog out of the rest of the house, and you get up in the middle of the night to check on the dog, then always turn on the light. Bad things happen otherwise.
(DH - hope you are feeling better and your fracture is healing speedily.)
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