CAPTIONS MAKE MY LIFE EASIER
(Taking a day off...enjoy)
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"Look, mister, I have a mood ring."
"Well, little girl, what's a mood ring?"
"It changes depending on what kind of mood I'm in. If you look at it you can tell if I'm happy or sad."
"I have a penis that does that."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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Three of the nine regular color names begin with B; black, brown and blue. But only one begins with R, a much more important letter. What's up with that?
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One of my very own...
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Three of the nine regular color names begin with B; black, brown and blue. But only one begins with R, a much more important letter. What's up with that?
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One of my very own...
WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A SLUT, BUT PROBABLY ISN'T, AND ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BITCH AND PROBABLY IS...
There were three things interesting about that photo:
1. A naked woman being painted.
2. Another woman who is pissed off at her, or him or both.
3. And most importantly, READ THE SIGN!!!
And now a dire warning from one of the greatest thinkers of our time...
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1. A naked woman being painted.
2. Another woman who is pissed off at her, or him or both.
3. And most importantly, READ THE SIGN!!!
So that's the secret!
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And now a dire warning from one of the greatest thinkers of our time...
5 comments:
Dear Mr. Henry,
There are many more colors that begin with R.
Really dark blue,
Really dark red,
Really dark green,
etc.
The caption on today's "One of my very own" should have been "So, how was your Christmas".
Dear Mr. Stupid Person,
What part of regular colors don't you understand?
Etc.
Dear Mr. Henry,
What about Rather light blue, Rather light brown and Rather light orange?
Wally.
Dear Wally the dumb ass,
I sense you are toying with me.
Are you from Alabama?
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