FUN AND/OR WEIRD STUFF...WHICH IS KIND OF THE SAME THING...

ROSE ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I HATE RHYMING
PENIS

"Do I have the balls to look at my bank balance?"
"That's OK. I don't have the balance to look at my balls."

I don't know exactly what this means...I just like the word motherfucking....

Home is where the hard disk is.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


How to know FOR SURE that a problem solution needed just a little more planning...

This is how I always made sure I had dates to all school functions...

I want to meet this fucker....

And if you hear god in your head telling you what to do....go get help....NOW!


"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Confucius (504 BC)

After the storm the other night, my wife and I found ourselves without cable TV or internet connection. We just looked at each other for a long time until she asked, "Would you like to.....play Scrabble?"


Read this....

Capitalism is not in crisis.
Capitalism is the crisis.
(I got that from the Occupy Wall Street protest)

I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it.


Speaking of unusual animal body parts....

(I guess you could keep the family jewels in there)


"How did your trumpet audition go?"
"I think I blew it."

Am I the only one to notice this?

There is a very, very nasty joke in here someplace....

TRUE:  Many times I say absurd things just for the hell of it. This afternoon at the Legion I went to the bathroom and when I came out I could see two of my friends outside in the parking look looking at something in the bed of a pickup truck. I asked another guy what they were looking at and he said, "Wood."
I said, "Well, I better get out there, I don't get to see wood all that often."
And he said, "That's what she said."




??????????

(look at the guy with the camera)

Have you ever seen a more fucked up situation than this?
Remember, folks, you can't find shit like this just any old place on the internet....

(and what a wonder photograph)


This looks soooooo photoshopped.....but wait.....

I've posted this type of printed skirt before...but it deserves another run...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

STRANGE TOONS TO AMUSE....

The internet can't let this shit go....

One of my weirder One of my very own...

WOMEN WHO LIKE TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH OTHER WOMEN AND PROBABLY ARE SLUTS....