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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

PEOPLE DOING SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT



I like weird people. One of my bartenders is the weirdest young man I have every met....I'm talking delusional here, people...but I like him. With that said, every time a see people doing things that my bartender just might do, then I want to share it with you.


If anyone has any ideas as to an explanation for any of these pictures, feel free to leave a comment.
(is the comment tab easier to use since I made the changes?)

These young people are in the process of getting married...

Give this one a minute....


WASTE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO MIND.



This young woman missed the world's long jump record because her pony tail hit behind her....



Rub some dirt on it....

Emotional juxtaposition...


I was once asked what the worse advice I have ever gotten, and I said, "Pull this."




Yeah, kid, that's the way I feel about it, too....


Today I washed my face and nobody noticed.




Please Note: This man doesn't look the least bit embarrassed.....


Could it be that what man believes to be good, the gods believe to be evil?


Some Photoshop fun....
It should have been a warning when OJ's wife once asked him what he'd most like to do to her body and he said, "Identify it."

Nobody had the guts to wake her up...AND SHE WORKS THERE!!!


I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working.




How about a contusion?


Looks like somebody went to the party even though her daddy told her not to....


LUST: Any sin that's enabled us to survive centuries of war, death, pestilence and famine can't be called deadly.




Police do weird ass shit...

Tiger in your bedroom? Who you gonna call?


Speaking of fingers....

Speaking of weird men...AND fingers...

Talk about standing out in a crowd....


Oh, look, it's Pretend to be Blind Day...

Something tells me that this is going to be a short vacation.


The down side to mud wrestling...



You ever been so fucked up that you had to close one eye to browse the internet?


He's so Farah ahead he can be silly...



I think you would make a fortune is you invented a vagrant repellent spray.

The only thing he's going to blend in with is the carpet in a bowling alley....


A day without coffee is like something without something.



This little girl's mother dressed her up like a hooker for a beauty pageant...
 But I know what a hooker looks like. This is Bambi. She's got a special on blow jobs on Wednesdays.


The economy is in the tank, we are in four or five wars, but at least they fired that creepy "King" from the Burger King commercials.



Sometimes when I'm behind my wife cuddling in bed, I pretend I'm a jetpack and make exhaust noises. 




I know this is a repost, but it still makes me smile...

Well, there's your problem right there...

TOONS....



One of my very own....

NAKE WOMEN DOING SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT...







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