Shit you might not know

Meanwhile in Texas.....

What an extraordinary photo. It's the only thing left of a family's house.

 Ten years ago this was the image from space....

Seriously: I have watched and read a whole bunch about 9/11. It has been ascertained that the two planes were destined to the west coast so that they were full of fuel...fuel that it would take to melt the girders and bring down the buildings.
My question is, if some desert cave dwelling goat fuckers knew this fact, why didn't we know that a plane full of fuel would bring it down?

 150,000 people have been murdered in the United States since 9/11.

Yeah, but are we crazy? Read below....

 Maybe...just maybe, to be able to stay sane you just need to know that you could....just could blow somebody's brains out with a high caliber weapon if you really, really wanted to.....like us Americans.

Planking (the fad of having your photo taken while you are laying down somewhere) has been replaced with "Batting"...

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!

 EIGHTY FOUR FUCKING MEASLY DOLLARS FOR SITTING NEXT TO A FUCKING CORPSE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF?!??!?!?!

Okay, who comes up with these numbers?!? There HAD to be a meeting where $85 was considered too much and $83 was considered too little. I mean DAMN ya'll!!!

Worst headline of the week.....

 "Ferret" and "Gadhafi's Taint" should NEVER be used in the same sentence.....EVER!

I'm going to back off the news posts for a while. There's a thin line between news and humor and I haven't figured out where that line is....(see "Taint" and "Planking" above)...