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Just finished dinner with my wife...chicken salad on fresh baked bread...and afterwards she uttered these words:
"Would you like to smoke one of these Virginia Slims that we found in a dead woman's purse today?"
For you foreign readers, it should be explained that my wife is in the high end used clothing business and often relatives bring in dead family members' stuff to try and make a few bucks off the tragedy.
But if you read the sentence again, you have to ask yourself...has anyone EVER placed those words in that order in a sentence before?
I think not.