CAPTIONS

This is one of my lazy days. There's some pretty good stuff in here, though. Hope you enjoy.

It should not surprise you that I hang out with a bunch of guys who begin most of their stories with, "You ain't gonna believe this shit."
When they finish, I tell them that I don't believe it and after they protest I remind them that I was just following instructions.

My friend told me that his old dog was ready to be put down (poisoned) and the teenage children asked for a service before the deed was done. My friend and his family stood over the old dog and he said, "The lord giveth and the lord taketh away."
After a few tears his son said, "That's just what you said at Charlie's funeral."
My friend said, "I got it from Clint Eastwood."

(this is for The Boy)

My blog host informed me that my code was lame and that I had to change it. I tried several times and each time all my options were too lame. So finally I tried "Suckmyfuckingdick" and it was only marginally unique.

This child is my official spokesman....spokeswoman....

If you don't know why this is funny, it's okay...it really is...

Why, in the name of sanity, aren't things like this put on posters at the gate????

Some shit famous people might have said...

The last palette of famous artists...

Some funny things coming out of the 99ers....

TOONS TO AMUSE....

(for L)

ART IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THAT I CAN TOLERATE...

(the above: How did they do that? I'm talking technically...how do you get the first block out in a perfect rectangle?....think about it)


If you don't know how this is done by now...then please...cut back on the wine...please)

I want to help with one of these before I die....

One of my very own...

WOMEN WITH THEIR ARMS RAISED FOR OUR AMUSEMENT AND LOOKING LIKE SLUTS,

BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...

(this young woman is going to have lower back problems in later age... guaranteed)