MORE FUN WITH LANGUAGE

Not a lot of time to add comments...this is the best I can do....sorry.....

"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think"
Adolf Hitler

Electronic devices, including phones, remote TV controls and GPS, is much too complicated. I'm always afraid I'm going to open a silo in Montana and launch an ICBM toward Boca Raton or Sioux City or Baton Rouge or some other completely innocent mulit-syllabic city.

THIS IS A BARTENDER!
Got this email today from dear Abby: Just a heads up, don't freak out, but we're out of chicken wings!! And probably will be until after lunch Wednesday....didn't want you to be caught off-guard.

Give a man a truth and he will think for a day.
Teach a man to reason and he will think for a lifetime.

This may be a repost...but it's FUCKING SCARES!!!!!

The truth is, I often speak in movie quotes...BUT YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

When I was a kid I used to imagine little men living inside the radio. I wonder if kids today think such things about computers?

After discussing all the countries that a Navy Seal had been sent to, an interviewer asked if he had learned several languages.
He answered, "Oh, no ma'am, we don't go there to talk."

Is man one of god's blunders?
Or is god one of man's blunders?

When you are sad, don't listen to Bob Dylan.

Nothing says you were nearly caught watching porn like staring at your desktop.

This was a the napkin a guy found in his lunch on his first day of work....

"I don't have nothin' against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. A day shift at a strip club. You can't unsee that."

Have you ever been so stoned that you got excited because you beat your dog in a staring contest?

Fuck the police....

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are."

TOONS TO AMUSE....

One of my very own....

WOMEN WITH ROPES WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,

BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...

I've noticed that normal docile porn sites are getting more and more violent. This disgusts me. 

AND LASTLY....
Fire, the wheel, electricity, the computer....all the inventions of all time pale in comparison to the chocolate chip cookie.....but maybe that's just me.

(even the store bought dough is good now...what a great fucking country)