This is kind of a stretch, people. I tried to find everything I have that could remotely involve a wall....I have no idea why....
My wife always underestimates how lazy I can be.
Maybe it's the beer talking, but I want you to know I love beer.
This next one is rather interesting. It seems that when the British saw this, their first thought was 'Hey, let's rip out one of the female shaped columns and take it to London'. And that's what they did. This magnificent structure was left scarred for almost 100 years, then it was returned.
College is the party before the hang over that is adulthood.
What I lack in muscle tone I make up for in hilarity...almost....
Life is too short to use one-ply toilet paper.
How about no...
This device can never break. It can only become stairs.
[ Escalator ]
??????
When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to put them in their place.
Some people are so bored at work that they draw pictures on their windows that line up with the landscape.
Opportunity knocks once....but temptation leans on the doorbell.
I painted a mural once of a glass building reflecting the cityscape. I had distortions just like this...
Look, folks, somebody took the alphabet, made it all loopy and shit and much more difficult to learn and for reasons beyond my understanding it became a rule. Well, no one knows who that inventor was or why they did it, but we know who we are and why we want to get rid of it.
Why all the uproar? Somebody invented it...we scrap it...no big deal.
Do you realize that few children know what this is.
I listened to a show on the Great Wall of China and it stated that it was the world's largest graveyard, since a dying worker was buried inside the wall.
My daughter is going to love this...
I find all this kind of thing boring...sorry...
I remember when the Soviets did this. And the world did nothing...
Don't think this has to do with today's theme? Think again.
"Wall" Street...get it?
I have a PhD in this shit...
I have no idea what this is trying to tell me. One would think that justifiable fear is a very good thing...
Life is hard, then you die, then they throw dirt in your face, then the worms eat you....good thing it happens in that order.
TOONS TO AMUSE...
(eating the body of a 2,000 year old dead guy, drinking his blood, killing goats....yeah...about the same fucking thing if you ask me)
One of my better very own even if I have to say so myself...
(interestingly...not one out of the thousands of hits I get a week, have EVER left a comment that they like one of My Very Own....just an observation)
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS PUTTING A HAND OVER THEIR HEADS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
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