FOLIO OLIO: F IS FOR FRIDAY AND FUNNY FUCKING FOTTOS

Drinking is always good for a few laughs...

I like to sit in the McDonalds Play Place and when someone asks me which one is mine, I say, "I haven't picked one out yet."

Folio Olio is like you died and went to quote heaven.

Beating smile off of face, in 5....4....3....

A general guideline for this year's office Christmas party is for you to do the exact opposite of what you did last year.

So, you got wasted...

Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games.

Speaking of bathroom fixtures....

"Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business."

Speaking of children....

Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.
(and.....your point is?)

TRUE: The number one selling snack in the US is potato chips.

Could be...

Just askin'.

I think it's a good thing that emotional scars are invisible, otherwise porn would be disgusting.

So, is everyone convinced that Jesus didn't have a sense of humor. Not me. I think he's fucking hilarious.

Hyperbole is without a doubt the single greatest thing in the history of the universe.

God is the only Simpson's character with five fingers on each hand.
(just sayin')

I make jokes about chemistry.........periodically.

Have you ever been so pissed off that you wrote an email using only your two middle fingers?

Now THAT is product placement...

I'm high on life.
Life and pot.
Mostly pot.

Rule 34....a universal imperative....

CHICKEN POT PIE: My three favorite things.

TWO PICTURE PUZZLES...

[ Shrimp on the Barbie ]

If this is a cat chair.....

...then what is this?

[ Cat Chair in the Rye ]

How can you "over exaggerate"?

I've always thought that this is the funniest photo on the internet...

THIS IS INTERESTING THING OF THE DAY
The most forgotten item left behind in rental cars and hotels is cell phone chargers. In most hotels they have a box full of them. So the next time you forget to take yours with you, be sure to call housekeeping before you freak. And tip generously if they have one you can use.

Sorry I can't go out tonight. I'm too busy being old.

Wouldn't you love to know what this conversation is about?

I do all my Christmas shopping at the Dollar Store so no one feels more special than anyone else.

Before we got married my wife told me she was an Anal Girl. Come to find out she was just neat and organized.

Before you say the words "demeaning" and "ruin their self esteem", consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

Well, it looks like somebody divided by zero again...

Beer....it's like liquid wisdom.

Do people who think alike dress alike?

Just askin'.

TOONS TO AMUSE...

One of my very own...

TATTOOED WOMEN LOOKING LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T....

AND THEN THERE'S THIS...

They are getting very, very serious out being recorded. A news crew covering the story could not (would not) show a conversation with the cop because he did not give them permission to record him.
It falls under the old "Eavedropping" statute that until now meant to watched your neighbor's wife take a shower and shit like that.
This is still America isn't it?