NEWSY BITS...
About me posting my most visited sites to give them a shout out...
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Marine biologists from the University of Copenhagen have
discovered two new species that "defy all existing classifications of
life." Found in the sea southeast of Australia, the research paper
published in PLOS ONE describes two asymmetrical mushroom shaped beings found
at 400 to 1000 meters.
************* Come on Scotland...you can do this...
Scotland's
First Minister Alex Salmond poses with supporters of the 'Yes Campaign', in
Edinburgh, Scotland September 9, 2014.
Every country has an Independence Day except Britain, because they are the ones everyone was seeking independence from.************
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New wind-tunnel
tests find surprising gains in cycling efficiency from leg-shaving - a whopping
seven percent!
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Movie suggestion: Johnny Got His Gun.
Watched it in the 70's and never forgot it.
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Movie suggestion: Johnny Got His Gun.
Watched it in the 70's and never forgot it.
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Does anybody remember that the dictator in Syria warned us a
year ago that he was fighting a nasty terrorist organization and we, the US,
didn’t listen to him?
A
merchant in my city got tired of bums taking shits behind his store, so he set up a
sprinkler on a motion detector. Problem solved. But every rookie cop is sent
around the building to check for anything suspicious and, of course, is
christened to the force.
God, I love language...
Made by real Indians...
How about amiss, aback and abunch?
Went to
see Momma Duck last night. She has worked on and off for the oldest bar in
Columbia for decades. Back during the Vietnam War, soldiers would come in to
that bar for their last night before shipping out to the war, and Momma Duck
would fuck each and every one of them in the parking lot. At closing she would
walk out the back door and the young men would follow her like duckling behind
their mother….thus the nickname Momma Duck. She is a delightful woman.
Names would foil your plan. If your name is LaKesha or D'a'qu'on, they don't need a photograph.
Get it?
It's an HERB!
My favorite stoner...
The other
night my wife and I and some friends had dinner at a very nice restaurant.
While my wife waited to pay the bill, I walked out for a smoke, and at the door
the manager stopped me and whispered, “A young woman just came in and asked me
if you were wearing slacks.” I whispered back, “I don’t own any slacks.” Then
as we drove home a young friend waved our car to a stop and confessed she saw
us in the restaurant and thought ‘surely, he wore slacks in there’. Then she
opened the door and felt my sweatpants and laughed. That doesn’t happen to many
people, I would think.
Very rare photo...
A departing supply ship took the photo.
Why don't more of us do this?
I knew a
man who hated baseball because he and his friend finally talked a girl into
having sex with them for the first time and they went up under the baseball
bleachers and pulled down a tarp to lie on and a baseball fell out and while he
and his friend fought over possession of the baseball the whore got up and went
home. True story.
He also
hated basketball because Abner Doubletree was once stationed a Fort Sumter on
the Union side.
Said to be a photo of Anne Frank and her sister...
Just saw a Hardee’s commercial – Fried bologna and Velveeta
Egg Biscuit. It don’t get any more Southern than that.
Upside down faces....dozens of them online...
When a
store plays pop music half the time and classic rock the other half, you know
there's two people working there that hate each other.
Parenthood explained in one photo...
Red wine kept in a cupboard at home ages four times
faster, has fewer healthy antioxidants, and tastes blander than wine stored in
a cellar.
After high school, I did very well in school thank you very much.
Oh, my....
I don’t have attention deficit disorder.
I have this isn’t interesting enough to pay attention to
disorder.
No matter how long the trip, always overpack underwear.
Check this out...from Japan...
A man comes OUT OF THE MACHINE...
...points you on your way, then goes back inside the machine....
I forgot to get out of bed yesterday. I didn’t miss a
thing.
As you know by now, I don't post cat images...but this is different...
Did you catch the stupid bastard trying to cover it up on a tile floor?
Twenty-eight years after the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, its
effects are still being felt as far away as Germany in the form of radioactive
wild boars. Wild boars still roam the forests of Germany, where they are hunted
for their meat, which is sold as a delicacy. But in recent tests by the state
government of Saxony, more than one in three boars were found to give off such
high levels of radiation that they are unfit for human consumption.
Every Single
Device Connected to the Internet at that time...
Well that's
just fuckin badass...
Their god must be very pleased.
I was a school teacher and know a lot of school teachers and this couldn't be any more true...
Most people always cease to amaze me.
Soviet Dog Spacesuit Up For Auction
It's expected
to fetch at least $10,500.
Guy was pissed at squirrels eating his birdseed...
A devotee
daubed in colored powder prays as she takes part in the immersion of the idols
of the Hindu god Ganesh, the deity of prosperity on the fifth day of the
ten-day-long Ganesh Chaturthi festival in Mumbai.
And by her expression, a good time was not had by all.
Studies have shown that men actually like to cuddle in
bed.
Studies have also shown that men will say anything to get
a woman in bed.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!
One Of My Very Own...
I watched a Youtube of "A disturbingly
hilarious look into the life of the guy who makes sound effects for porn."
Two suggestions for Netflix:
Bethlehem
Escape
That last one is Norwegian and only had one hokey scene...the "being chased and comes to a cliff and there's a river and jumps and survives" scene...
(You can see her in the upper left quadrant)
I wonder what sexual position produces the ugliest
children.
Why did the Libertarian cross the road?
None of your business, am I being detained?
Here is a gif of the smallest movie ever made for you
(these are carbon
monoxide molecules magnified more than 100 million times)
My favorite Christmas film is Die Hard.
Japanese prank
shows are on a whole other level...
I admit that sometimes I do text and drive. I know it’s
dangerous, but I make bad decisions when I’m drunk.
Something to think about...
Case Ma'Claim
"A Miracle Elixir" New Mural - Heerlen, Netherlands...
I may be the only person who sees images of naked women and wonder EXACTLY what instructions the photographer gave just prior to clicking the shutter...
I have no doubt that if one of the models just happened to have a small tail, they would instructed to try this...
But this one is not about models...
...it's about mortar.
Mortar (the cement between bricks) comes in every color there is. Why the repairs on that wall was made with white mortar is beyond my understanding.
Now that I’ve gotten older, those “It Wasn’t a Fart”
moments get more frequent.
AND THEN THERE'S THIS...
You might want to play around with this...or get your kids to...create your own astroid with every variable and calculate the damage.
http://www.purdue.edu/impactearth/
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