One Of My Very Own…

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Well put, my dear, well put.

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How is it that I can get away with berating models for being too thin, but I can't get away with berating fat people?>
A repaired turtle...

It was said that it will grow together just like skin.
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This is a glass "murrine" made by artist Loren Stump. Each color in the piece was carefully layered to create this "loaf" which was then sliced. Each slice sold for $5000.

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A belt made from human nipples.

I don't think so, but it is pretty well faked.
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Face merging (or whatever it's called) - Amazing that you can tell which two people they are.




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We had something just like this in the woods where I grew up.

We would play a simple game of tag, which quickly turned into anything but simple, what with there being dead ends; ways to reach from one "room" to another; and then there's always just reaching down and tagging someone on the head.
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A view of Nopeville from Fuckthatshit Rock.


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When you see the leader of your group at the liquor store 30 minutes after your AA meeting.


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If you love someone, let them sleep.
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This took me much longer to get than it should have.
Subtle, that.
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Yes, everyone is talking about your paranoia.
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SOME NEW INVENTIONS

This device keeps you from snoring by adjusting the pillow when it detects the noise.
This tiny light is small enough to fit on a key ring and uses the warmth of your finger to power the bulb.

Makes lovers' lane a lot more comfortable...
But then how do you invent different positions?
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This guy didn't have a clue until he put this photo on Facebook.

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In the year 2020 everyone will have perfect vision. >
The question?

"Sir, what is your favorite season?"
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I'm going to confess that I had no idea what these numbers meant.

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Men - they are all the same.

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And then there's this...

And on a similar note, these things can out perform humans at the task...

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The opposite of office is onfire. >

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Everyone that writes this sentence should know this rule.(wrong)
Everyone who writes this sentence should know this rule.(correct)
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Amazing...

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This also took me longer than it should have...

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Back in my day a selfie was what you did when the wife wouldn't put out. >

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What is this young man doing?

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This is a "Everbrite" light board.

It can be dialed to any color...

Oh, and it can be programed to move! (The gif wouldn't load)
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SOME THINGS I MAY HAVE POSTED BEFORE


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I put my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out I just need to be on a beach drinking something cold.
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Well put, my dear, well put.

>
How is it that I can get away with berating models for being too thin, but I can't get away with berating fat people?>
A repaired turtle...

It was said that it will grow together just like skin.
>
This is a glass "murrine" made by artist Loren Stump. Each color in the piece was carefully layered to create this "loaf" which was then sliced. Each slice sold for $5000.

>
A belt made from human nipples.

I don't think so, but it is pretty well faked.
>
Face merging (or whatever it's called) - Amazing that you can tell which two people they are.




>
We had something just like this in the woods where I grew up.

We would play a simple game of tag, which quickly turned into anything but simple, what with there being dead ends; ways to reach from one "room" to another; and then there's always just reaching down and tagging someone on the head.
>
A view of Nopeville from Fuckthatshit Rock.


>
When you see the leader of your group at the liquor store 30 minutes after your AA meeting.


>
If you love someone, let them sleep.
>
This took me much longer to get than it should have.

>
Yes, everyone is talking about your paranoia.
>

>
SOME NEW INVENTIONS

This device keeps you from snoring by adjusting the pillow when it detects the noise.

This tiny light is small enough to fit on a key ring and uses the warmth of your finger to power the bulb.

Makes lovers' lane a lot more comfortable...

But then how do you invent different positions?
>
This guy didn't have a clue until he put this photo on Facebook.

>
In the year 2020 everyone will have perfect vision. >
The question?

"Sir, what is your favorite season?"
>
I'm going to confess that I had no idea what these numbers meant.

>
Men - they are all the same.

>




And then there's this...

And on a similar note, these things can out perform humans at the task...

>
The opposite of office is onfire. >

>
Everyone that writes this sentence should know this rule.(wrong)
Everyone who writes this sentence should know this rule.(correct)
>
Amazing...

>
This also took me longer than it should have...

>
Back in my day a selfie was what you did when the wife wouldn't put out. >

>
What is this young man doing?

>
This is a "Everbrite" light board.

It can be dialed to any color...

Oh, and it can be programed to move! (The gif wouldn't load)
>
SOME THINGS I MAY HAVE POSTED BEFORE


>
I put my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out I just need to be on a beach drinking something cold.
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