One Of My Very Own
Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends
NEWSY BITS
We are on the verge of getting fucked and nobody seems to care.
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I just found a snapshot of a portrait of my bride.
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Iron Man died in a house fire from leaving himself on.
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LANGUAGE CAN BE FUN
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[ RH - Back in Jesus' time that would have been called a miracle.]
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That son of a bitch stole my idea!
Kind of.
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Clever Graphics
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SOMNAMBULISM was uttered in the TV series "Alias Grace" last night without explanation. I found that odd.
It means Sleepwalking and I didn't recognize it as such.
I strongly recommend this series if only for the costumes and sets...but it's still a fascinating story.
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Once a flight attendant said “..and one in the rear” 3 times now and I’m giggled like a school boy.
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MAPS, MAPS, MAPS
Europe - if all secessionist movements got what they wanted.
Don't think it silly. It's been going on for a long, long time.
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Rabies variants by area.
Fucking skunks!
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How many Luxembourg's can fit in each country.
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How far away people live from their mothers on average.
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Me: I think I'm suffering from auditory hallucinations.
Narrator: There was no narrator.
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THE ART OF BEING HUMAN
Don't you just hate it when goalies try to play soccer?
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When contests have no age limit...
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That can't be good for you. I bet he threw up immediately after the camera was turned off.
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It's called the Flying Knee and people pay money to watch one man do it to another man.
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Well, that can't be good.
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When you are trying to act cool, but you just don't have it in you...
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Intrepid TV reporter Gustavo Almadovar, signing off
I laughed out loud.
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I've seen it so hot in the South that people sweated audibly.
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SCIENCE AND STUFF
This is an interesting and funny read:
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This guy can curve arrows.
I think it is all in the arrow. What say you?
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The Coandă effect.
Never heard of it.
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The most awkward part of being the first person to write something down, was then explaining to everyone that they were now illiterate.
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HUMAN AS TOOL MAKER
Giant leaf vacuum machine.
I want his job...mostly for cats.
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There is a company that produces M1 Garands chambered for .458 Winchester Magnum. Damn!
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If I had one of those I would just lift shit all day whether it needed moving or not.
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Well, well, well, what do we have here?
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Are you really gonna trust NASA? After they left Matt Damon on Mars? Who does that?
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ART AND ARCHITECTURE
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Wet on wet glazing.
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Let's take another look at this gem.
Did you notice that more people are coming down the stairs than leave the stairs?
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How wonderful.
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Maria Laach Abbey is a Benedictine abbey situated on the southwestern shore of the Laacher See (Lake Laach), near Andernach, in the Eifel region of the Rhineland-Palatinate in Germany. It is a member of the Beuronese Congregation within the Benedictine Confederation. The abbey was built in the 11th-12th centuries and was originally known as "Abtei Laach" ("Abbatia Lacensis" or "Laach Abbey", meaning the "Lake Abbey") until 1862 when the Jesuits added the name "Maria".
[ RH - Well of course they did.]
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I think Jesus came up with that whole virgin birth story. No one wants to picture their parents doing it.
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NAUGHTY BITS
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A women prepares for her tanning session in NYC, US in 1930.
Oh, look, they did it again...
Chinese officials punish a lawbreaker in Shanghai, China in the late 1800s. Whipping a persons rear with a paddle a certain number of times was a common punishment.
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When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out "hello!" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, "YOU AIN'T SHIT!"
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How fast must one go?
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I bet that's a lot better with sound.
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