One Of My Very Own
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These two male rouge lions discover they are long lost brothers.
In their honor...
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
NEWSY BITS
Men and there damned dicks.
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The dinosaurs didn't "rule the earth." They were just alive, so stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didn't possess.
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THINGS THAT I SO HOPE ARE TRUE SO YOU DON'T THINK ME STUPID
You can begin to comprehend the intensity of the fuck we don't give about how you do shit in Japan.
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Well put, sir. Well put.
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That reminds me of this:
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who say they masturbate and liars.
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And so it begins...
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RH - What could possibly go wrong?
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The fire bombing of Dresden killed more people. Let's ban fire...or at least portable fire.
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What a nice idea. But my parents would have gotten a participation parenting ribbon.
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That reminds me of the high school students in the auditorium and laughed when the Challenger exploded. They weren't being insensitive, they were coping with an absurd event in their own way.
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Any time the wife asks me to do something, I say, "What's the point, Debbie, soon they will be coming after me." That usually shuts her up until after lunch.
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RATHER UNIQUE PEOPLE
ISS astronaut asked by blond host if he took home a piece of the moon.
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Put that on your fucking resume.
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That girl on the left really hurt her crotch. Any of you gymnasts out there want to explain what happened here? Earthquake?
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Watch the reflection in the back window.
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Don't let the tamed ones tell you how to live.
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RATHER UNIQUE OBJECTS
Bringing knives to gun battles.
Gives "Don't take a knife to a gun fight" a whole new meaning.
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Lithops, Namibian and South African plants that have evolved to look like stones.
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I have a thing for quarries.
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What a great survival weapon.
Can be configured to use just about any bullet you come upon.
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If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager.
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TALKING POINTS
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More overly complicated ways to enter your phone number, titled "If the devil designed for the computer."
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RH - In that situation it is best to check your own pants.
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I told my young daughters that the Titanic sank because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.
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Reminds me of the Highland Games...the same games my friend holds a world's record.
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I could almost HEAR her head hit the road!
2 comments:
There is nothing like spreading beavers only to find everything all wet
You are a very funny man.
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