One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO THE BULLSHIT WE WILL BELIEVE?
This is the age of the internet. We are used to people telling us lies day after day. By now our crap detectors should have been honed razor sharp.
I have owned two bars and have learned that people have been lying to each other for...oh...ever. You can shut them up just by offering a $100 bet on the subject, but on the internet that is impossible.
Nowadays it's not just bullshit words people put into play, but also bullshit images.
Within reason, everybody on the planet can create images like that at the stroke of a few keys.
The vast majority of bullshit is harmless.
Many times it's even humorous.
But by no means is all of it harmless. There are still people who believe such lies as marijuana causing men to rape women or jump out of windows or stare at the sun. These people vote for people with similar views and thus we have insane laws and LOCK PEOPLE UP for a harmless recreation.
Then the infamous post of bullshit from a doctor claiming vaccines cause autism. No matter that the doctor was stripped of his credentials and dishonored, millions STILL put their children at risk.
And then we come to adverse global climate change. Despite the overwhelming scientific proof offered by scientists all over the world, people choose to believe a relatively small group of deniers.
So, let's apply Henry's Razor: Why would so many scientists agree to perjure themselves? What is their motivation? Money? Who pays them to lie and WHY? And when these scientists publish the results of their studies, what motivation does the peer reviewers have in abetting them in their conspiracy? Do they all have secret meetings around the world to get their story straight?
Of course not. There is no evidence for the largest conspiracy the world has ever known. None.
Just because a few people say things you don't like something does not give you the authority to deny it.
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Dress sloppy at work and people will think you don’t know what you’re doing. Dress too nice and people will think you know what you’re doing. So you see my dilemma.
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A PLETHORA OF ADVICE
FROM AN OLD MAN
Unless you are very lucky, indeed, you are going to be too tired when you get old to accomplish much of anything. Wear yourself out now while you can.
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Don't do anything for fake internet points.
Leave the newest generation alone. Every older generation criticises the next and it's just stupid.
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Leave the past alone. The most useless human activity is dwelling on something you can not change.
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Don't couple your happiness to any one political party.
Neither one of them gives a holy fuck about you or me, and you should know that by now.
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How many times do I have to show you examples of rocks giving way before you stop this foolishness? Rocks that may have been there for a thousand years...they just let go. That's what they do.
"She died doing what she loved best - showing the internet she is an idiot."
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Oh, look a whole covey of idiots.
Watching a 100-year-old lake vanish after dam failure due to heavy rains
It's uprooting huge trees, so what do they do? Stand within feet of it.
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But drinking to the point you can't remember what happened the next morning is a sure sign you are drinking too much. Trust me on that.
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Take that first drop-dead gorgeous girl to every bar and club in town, then when she gets tired of your shit, the other good looking girls will be more receptive to your advances.
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Angel: Hey God, the humans are doing another sacrifice for you.
God: [sitting in a sea of goats] It's not another goat is it?
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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Can someone please explain this to me?
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Imagine busting a nut just to have that nut one day bust you.
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My wife was sitting in the passenger seat when she tried that one time, but instead of the knuckles up proper gesture, she did the knuckles to the side "jack off" gesture. I laughed my ass off. It didn't embarrass her in the least.
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SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
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THINGS THAT MADE ME SMILE
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I never even knew you had to do that. But that is extremely clever...until you let it out of the box and it rips your face off.
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Not a big fan of taking up real property for eternity, but I guess if it helps you with the transition it is okay.
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Have you ever been this high?
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I had to ask my young bartender if that is pronounced THOT as rhymes with ott or THOT that rhymes with oat. It's the first one.
Here is an example.
"That Hoe Over There."
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I used to love to do that to girls swimming in the lake. Does that make me a bad person?
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That has got to be a strange feeling.
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Got in a discussion at the bar if these turkeys were just having fun or were they stupid. I voted that they were, indeed, that stupid.
Then I found this.
Go fucking figure.
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I don't think that's the first time he has done that to her.
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Four dentists: Use this toothpaste that prevents cavities
Fifth Dentist: You guys know how we make a living, right?
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OKAY, I'M IMPRESSED
One piece of marble. How could you not be impressed?
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Said to be Lightning Strikes Firework
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NASA’s storied Kepler Space Telescope—the craft which has discovered thousands of exoplanets since its launch in 2009—is entering the retirement phase of its lifespan. NASA announced on Friday that Kepler staff had “received an indication that the spacecraft fuel tank is running very low” and “placed the spacecraft in a hibernation-like state in preparation to download the science data collected in its latest observation campaign.”
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What is hell is this thing?
Speaking of...
Catfish are relatively easy to raise. They will eat just about anything, including garbage.
I like the taste of young ones (6") but have never had a really big one like the one above.
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Think about the tolerance of this match-up.
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Sweet, sweet Jesus!
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