FOLIO OLIO: SATURDAY #3501

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

ANOTHER FREE BEER FROM A VIEWER WHO LOVES ME!

May life treat you good, my friend.

BTW: My bartender wanted me to remind you of their part and not to forget them.

PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY

(Eyes?)

Throwing a few seeds on the ground then snatching them up.

Then put them in a plastic bag.

Yummy.

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Jean Claude Juncker leader of the EU Commission drunk at NATO summit.

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Hating a coworker, trying to Purge him/her, failing, having to work together on a project the next day.

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Why do governments all tend to just fuck with us?

But we Americans fuck ourselves.

Question: Do you Americans want universal health care like the rest of the whole fucking world?

We: Noooooooooooo!

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Got to eat your vegetables.

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Rather dramatic that towel sliding down ever so slowly.

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Women, please. Your stupidity is getting embarrassing.

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Oh, look, here's another example.

That's some serious shit and it's all your fault ladies for demanding an archaic tradition to continue long after its time has come to die.

"But I want to feel like a princess for just one day."

Well, fuck your little girl fantasies. Grow the fuck up.

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I'm okay with Chiefs, Braves, Seminoles, etc, this Redskin shit has got to go.

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The only way to stop a disgusting stranger sitting next to you on the train is to be that disgusting stranger.

Y'all might want to write pearls like that down in a special notebook.
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They say the cheetah is the fastest land animal, but nobody has ever clocked a parent whose child called for a plunger from within the bathroom.

OBJECTS OF INTEREST

This Ball Can Stop Seasickness

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In the distance, a wild McDonalds stalks its prey.

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This robot chases sunlight to take care of the plant on its head.

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Ant face under an electron microscope.

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And this is why normal teenage boys get stuck in caves.

Nature is a cruel, cruel bitch.

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My brother did that when he received a brand new plate glass hauling truck that was 4 inches higher than the old one. Then he took his normal route without even thinking there would be a problem.
And it was the first metal frame glass truck in the state of Alabama...at least for a few hours.

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You don't have to tell me twice.

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Do Flat-Earthers play basketball with a frisbee?

LANGUAGE

We Southerners use words like that all the time.
You know those short semi trucks that transport a mobile home?

Those are called toters.
Don't believe me? Go on Google and type in "Toter for sale" and see what you get.

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Have a magician saw you in half at your funeral. Or not even a magician, just anybody with a big saw and is not very squimish.

ART OR NEAR ART

I like Word On The Street art...as one would logically suspect.

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It's called juxtaposition and I like it.

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My daughter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldn't know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse.

PEOPLE WHO LIVE MORE INTERESTING LIVES THAN I

Gareth Southgate hugging his wife after losing the Croatia game.

I love those rich brown upholsteries. I used to paint with many browns just like that. Now I'm beginning to see more and more automobiles that are very rich browns and I am pleased with it.

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