FOLIO OLIO: SUNDAY #3509

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

SMILE INDUCEMENTS

Didn't they try to charge the guy who found the leak with defaming a religion or some other minor version of blasphemy?

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Maybe he has a job interview.

Hahahahahahahaha!

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I remember howling over this the first time I saw it.

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Server showed me this.

I told them it looked like Gumby.

None of them had ever heard of Gumby.

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Absolutely no one on the planet will give away their edibles, for free, to your children. Please grow up.

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Does the name tag say Bob?

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I think it would be really funny if an arms dealer owned a snake.

IMAGINATION IN USE

The hours of practice this must have taken.

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The concern for detail is amazing.

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Ever see an elephant make fun of a rhino?

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Vietnam

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PILOT: Sorry for the delay, everyone. We'll make up some time in the air.

[1 hr later]

PILOT: It is now 67:91 o’clock guys.

That took me much longer than it should have.

I'M IMPRESSED

Guy took a 6-horse tailer and...

Turned it into this.

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The people who stand IN FRONT of certain death if you so much as fall down are insane.

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Yeah, like I'm going to set foot in a church for that.

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Sign language interpreter at Lamb of God concert.

What a great name for a band.

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Occam's razor: the simplest answer is most often correct.

Occam’s toothbrush: show off.

THINGS GOING AWRY

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In order to do that properly you have to practice.

Here's a practice.

What the hell is the spotter doing? Looking for Holey Moleys?

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Army To Lower Divorce Rates By Training Soldiers Not To Marry Strippers

An excerpt from World of Guns: Army Chief of Staff Gen. Mark A. Milley today announced the results of an exhaustive study conducted by the RAND Corporation aimed at understanding and lowering the divorce rates of soldiers.

“Going in, our assumption was that long and frequent deployments were the root cause of the higher than average divorce rates of our soldiers,” Milley said. “It turns out, instead, there’s a very high correlation between the frequency of a spouse removing their clothes in exchange for money and the divorce rate.”

Milley continued, “We also saw a spike in divorces when the spouse regularly uses methamphetamine and stays away from home for days at a time. We are still looking into this other phenomena.”

Dr. Philip Lynch, RAND Director of Research, noted, “The findings surprisingly didn’t support our initial assumptions.” Lynch says that RAND has supplied Army Training Command with a new program to educate single soldiers during boot camp and then to be renewed annually.

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