One Of My Very Own
EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
HUMOROUS LANGUAGE
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Think English is weird?
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I've always found it interesting that everchanging certain words are forbidden in any given society. I don't say the word nigger anymore because it connotes I dislike black people...not because of some arbitrary prohibition.
You can say intercourse, but not fuck.
Just arbitrarily fabricate all the linguistic demands you want, but don't expect me to abide by them.
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Women's Studies Textbook?
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What if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when they are touched...like a penis.
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FUNNY STUFF
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Funny, but cruel.
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So, do you use that sizing tool in the middle of the store or what?
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Classic
The bullet holes are a nice touch.
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Real life jealous girlfriend meme...
This happened at a festival. It was stated that it is not staged.
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Question: Would you have gotten off the float? And would you have discarded the only weapon you have?
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Watch carefully...
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"I've had enough of this shit Karen, you know what, fuck you, and fuck this blanket in particular."
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Crow cosplay costume problem solved expertly.
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PAY ATTENTION
While watching the movie Enemy I was mentally preparing to write a raving review and a recommendation to watch it. It had an extremely unique plot and excellent acting. Then the ending. I was completely dumbfounded. Please watch it and let me know if you agree the producer simply ran out of money and said, "End this fucking movie right this fucking minute."
I researched it a bit and found this tidbit from the site link included:
"The spiders, then, feel less like a literal function of the plot and more like an overarching metaphor."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
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Everyone is drunk except me.
- a horror story
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SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
To remind you of the possibility of printing out everything from toys to cooking utensils on Mars.
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For a lazy man, this interests me keenly.
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Teen with cerebral palsy uses a putter extension on his crutch to practice his short game.
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What are the odds?
Why would you design it where that is even possible?
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This train running at 217mph.
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A blast from the past...
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*rocking back and forth, trying to gather enough momentum to get out of a chair* WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT?
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PROBLEMS WITH OR WITHOUT SOLUTIONS
People who ignore the safety instructions.
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That's one way to do it.
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Look closely.
Problem solved, and he probably had the old truck sitting out in the yard rusting away.
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When men are bored they will find something to bet on. I know this for a fact.
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Just a reminder that they are there for security, not entertainment.
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Forgot to unlock the trailer before lifting. You would think there would be a relay to make that impossible.
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Brilliant.
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That time a left lane camper gets pulled over.
Study after study has shown that blocking the flow of traffic causes almost all the accidents.
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There are 2 kinds of parents
1: “Stop climbing on the countertops! Get down! You’re going to fall and hurt yourself.”
2: “Climb over and get daddy another beer, while you’re up there.”
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NATURE
How come we can't do this with rhinos and shit?
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Ever wonder just how fast a forest fire advances on a house?
What a magnificent living thing.
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Stone age meets Modern World's Mirror
That reminded me of other tribe contacted by a scientist who wanted to teach them about writing. So, he asked the chief to whisper in his ear something that nobody else, then the scientist wrote it down and ask the chief to take it down to the river and hand it to the other scientist. And when the man by the river told the chief the secret, he proclaimed it "Talking Leaves."
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I am of the opinion that money is the root of all opposition to renewable energy and climate change measures.
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Thrilled I bought a 55" screen so I can listen to it while I stare at my computer.
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INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS
Shanghai is now the most populous city with 24 million people.
By the end of this century, 90% of us will live in a city.
By the end of this century, 90% of us will live in a city.
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I have a brother-in-law who has the exact personality as Donald Trump. And I swear that's true. Everything he has is the best and if he doesn't have it, it's crap. And it is impossible for him to tell the truth...lying for no reason whatsoever. And I think that both of them are so flawed that they border on insane.
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Haven't talked about war lately.
America learned something from the penalties placed on Germany after WWI. That being; leaving a nation desperate makes them do desperate things...like start another war.
The US not only forgave all war debt but helped rebuild Europe and Japan after the war.
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And there is strong suspicion that this international hero was murdered for his political views.
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Well, I guess that's one way.
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That was not a defensive wall. It was more like a property line. That does not mean it is not impressive.
I have yet to talk to a young person who has even heard about Hadrian.
I have yet to talk to a young person who has even heard about Hadrian.
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Man Shows Easy Way to Get Over the American-Mexican Border.
Yeah, but try that with a pickup filled with drugs.
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Ever wanted to be an instant orphan in one easy step?
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Trees Strike Back
Stupid bastard.
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The major crime of religion is what it does to children.
That child, like millions like him, are taught that they are flawed and must be "fixed."
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[ ELON MUSK ]
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