FRIDAY #3568

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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My bartender sent me a text stating that she was surprised that Trump's first Presidential Alert didn't contain a dic pic.

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An Asteroid

Just got news that more probes have landed. I mean, dayum!
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INTERNATIONAL SHENANIGANS

Activists of Ukrainian far-right groups burn a fire during while clashing with riot police in front of the Prosecutor General's Office in Kiev on September 17, 2018, as the Ukrainian authorities extradited a Russian citizen wanted by Moscow as a suspected Islamic State fighter. Dozens of protesters, mostly from Ukraine's far-right groups, blocked the entrance to the building of prosecutor general's office with a trash can and set it on fire and then tried to storm it with a demand to sack the deputy prosecutor general who signed the permission to extradite Timur Tumgoyev.

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The Ukrainians fight among themselves while the Russians are nibbling away at their territory?

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I find it very interesting that the god of the cosmos directed that to honor him we should cook our favorite foods. How very inventive.

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Millions of Pakistanis turned out for parliamentary elections, despite the threat of violence by extremist militant groups. Voters had to choose from 11,000 candidates to elect 272 members of the Parliament for the next term.

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Residents look at a sacrificial cow, as it is descended from a rooftop with the help of a crane, ahead of Eid al-Adha festival in Karachi, Pakistan.

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Try not to laugh at this...I dare you.

An ultra-Orthodox Jew performs a Jewish ritual called “Kaparot”, performed before Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement and the holiest of Jewish holidays. The Kaparot is a blessing and prayer recited as a live chicken is passed over a person's head.

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I watched Drone, a documentary about what it does to US drone pilots who kill people by the dozens day after day.

In one district in Pakistan, there have been so many drone strikes, with its collateral deaths of so many children that the residents printed out huge pictures of the children.

Then they spread them out on the roofs.

And this is what the drone pilot sees.

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I think the quotes around "lives" is very telling.

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If it fits, it ships.

It bothers me that civilians can buy weapons of war.

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The Mexican sense of humor.

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The entire world is appalled by this. Maybe we should impose severe harsh prison sentences on those who trade in ivory.

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The rest of the world simply can't understand why America refuses to provide health care to its citizens.

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"I see we went to the same clown college" is a pretty good way to put down any smartass.

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THE FUNNY PART

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

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Bordering on cruelty.

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Yeah, onions, potatoes, and other veggies can be grown from the leftovers of previous purchases but those items are the cheapest items in the grocery.

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Good fir dem.

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Soon after the marriage doubts arose...

You never did shit like that before we got married.
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I don't know why some of the gifs do this...too large, I guess.

But try this:

Double click on the image then select Open Image in New Tab. It works for me.

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Serve alcohol at a party and nobody bats an eye, but serve laxatives at a party and everyone loses their shit.

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MORE ONE SENTENCE HORROR STORIES

I have discussed before how I really like to give a scenario to images I find...the weirder the better.

This next guy gives it a twist.

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You should smile more.

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GET LEARNT

The worlds oldest flute, carved from vulture bone 35,000 years ago.

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Mother elephant uses her trunk to gently check if her napping son is breathing.

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Jeez.

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A power washer for tile roofs.

The too long gif was impressive.

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That red blob is the first planet visible outside our solar system.

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I just found out that they found oxygen on that comet.

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A living doorway

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A high-school friend of mine had a huge snake and we watched it for hours. He told me that they refused to eat dead animals, and would eat only live mice. When the mouse was first placed in the tank, it and the snake were like best friends. It was suggested that was because the mouse was warm-blooded and the snake liked to cuddle with it. Then one day the snake would wake up, coil its neck and strike; knocking the mouse out with its nose. Then he would eat it.

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It's a trophy.

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The Oldest Drawing Created by Humans

It may look like a scribble on a rock, but according to archaeologists, it's the earliest known drawing created by man: Dating back some 73,000 years, the mysterious picture consists of three lines intersected by six angled lines. The picture was unearthed at Blombos Cave, a site about 300 kilometers east of Cape Town. The cave was frequented by humans as early as 100,000 years ago and is packed with evidence of tool-making and symbolic designs.

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558-Million-Year-Old Fossil May Be the Oldest Known Animal on the Planet

An international team of researchers is claiming to have discovered traces of cholesterol on a fossil of Dickinsonia — a mysterious creature that lived during the primordial Ediacaran Period. This evidence, the researchers say, makes Dickinsonia the oldest known animal in the fossil record.

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I think this must be a scene they cut from the movie.

As I recall Rose was alone at the time.

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Weird Movie: The Endless.

Independent film that was pretty damn scary without a bunch of special effects.

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Rule #39 understood.

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BRAINWASHING