One Of My Very Own
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People jump into the UFC cage and attack Conor McGregor after his loss.
I'm sorry, but I think that was staged to hype their rematch.
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Speaking of hype...
I know you remember this...
Well, now there is this.
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RANDOM NAUGHTY BITS DISCOVERIES
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My neighbor's reaction when she asked if my wife had any batteries at home and she responded with "I'm married to a 72-year-old man, of course, I have batteries".
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More seriously...
Let us not forget Jerry Lee Lewis. Not only was she very young, but she was also his cousin.
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Most girls look cute in flannel. My wife looks like she misplaced her ax.
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GET LEARNT
George Washington's teeth
I bet that brass rod hurt like a bitch.
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An illustrated grocery list that Michelangelo would create for his illiterate servants.
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Somewhere in Tibet
If you live on a mountain, you live on a mountain.
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Ever think your life is hard?
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Here’s a v8 powered chainsaw.
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This hooked fiber automatically threads beads...
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This is where the Great Wall of China ends.
I was told that you could just wade around it. I reminded them that there would be a thousand archers shooting tens of thousands of arrows down at you.
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Color coded plumbing
The colors represent everything from what is in the pipe, to the pressure, to which direction the contents are flowing.
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Must protect the eggs.
That is one nice farmer.
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Thick paint mixer...
I've got five or six different styles of mixers like that, only not so big.
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The stethoscope was invented in France in 1816 by René Laennec at the Necker-Enfants Malades Hospital in Paris.
It consisted of a wooden tube and was monaural. Laennec invented the stethoscope because he was uncomfortable placing his ear on women's chests to hear heart sounds.
It was also stated that the doctors didn't want to get too close to sick people.
Did you notice the demure expression on the woman in the photo?
I bet his fellow doctors hated him.
I bet his fellow doctors hated him.
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Useless warfare I might add.
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When solving problems we can't seem to avoid the swing of pendulum into the absurd.
Team owners (and everyone else) know that their quarterback is their franchise and what to protect him. But the new rule has gone too far.
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What if no one shot JFK and his head just did that?
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MEN: THE MORE ENTERTAINING GENDER
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I saw one of these at a circus when I was a kid.
By the way, I learned a lifelong lesson from that trip to the circus: to wit, if you can't afford souvenirs and exotic food, then it is best not to take your kids to events of that nature.
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You don't see many women attempt such feats.
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Men thrive is fucking with other men, on camera if possible.
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Remember this?
Dumb as a sack of hammers.
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I don't know what to say about this except to ask why he was being filmed.
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[verification needed]
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No real man could resist doing this...
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I put both toilet seats down so my wife still has to work to use the toilet.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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Every time I check my account balance at the ATM it prints me a coupon for Ramen noodles.
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TODAY'S DOSE OF WEIRDNESS
There is always a weirder family than yours.
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There are two kinds of women...
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Training for United Airlines?
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Think he's suicidal?
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