One Of My Very Own
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Have we lost our fucking minds?!
MONDAY'S SILLINESS
The ole clam slam in costume.
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Ever wondered where it goes?
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“Oh no, my boyfriend doesn’t go on Pornhub.”
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Innocent enough picture...
Until the internet gets hold of it...
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*MNBT
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Me: I bought an elephant.
Wife: How much did it cost?
Me: I don’t rem...
Elephant: $32,872.68.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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True, but also...
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I took Arkansas and the 35 points the bookies predicted. Alabama only won by 34 with a later second field goal.
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My old friend juxtaposition...
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I enjoy driving and flying on planes because they both allow me to experience my unrelenting and constant fear of dying but also I get to sit down.
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SELDOM SEEN PHENOMENA
Medusa
Disappointed that the carpet doesn't match the curtains.
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Encouraging animal adoption
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Single cable from the Golden gate bridge.
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I'm still fascinated by shit like this.
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Internal polishing the intake manifold of a 1993 Mustang Cobra.
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That's what you call killer shoes.
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Lee Martin's clever online Banksy Shredder is hosted as an editable codepen page and does exactly as you would expect.
I used it to shred a screenshot of their illustration.
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Texas cops seize lawn-sign depicting GOP elephant as sexual predator.
“It is pornography, and you can’t display it.”
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Florida Store Owner: Don't Warm Urine In My Microwave
Not what you think. A nearby business requires urine to be at a certain temperature for drug testing.
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Nice. If I bought one of those for my kids I would have them practice that a couple of times.
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I always take a potato wrapped in foil to parties and such, then hand it to a stranger and say, "Just got this cyst removed. Feel how heavy it is!"
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NOTABLE VEHICLES
A Thundercougarfalconbird.
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Meanwhile in Canada...
Zamboni in a mud bog.
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Kind of makes your butthole tighten up, don't it?
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I'm impressed.
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[dinner at my parents’]
My first girlfriend: Thank you for having me.
Me: They’re not your parents, you doofus.
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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME
When I was growing up we lived on a dirt road. One evening there was a meeting where all of the neighbors would chip in to pave it. Everyone on the road chipped in except for a lawyer, the richest guy in the neighborhood.
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I used to be a crossing guard in elementary school.
But at least they gave me a stop sign on a pole.
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This lady...
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[verification needed]
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Time to call the priest...
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María Lorena Ramirez won 1st place in a 50k marathon in Mexico. She ran in a skirt and sandals. (true)
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Nice recovery.
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He breaks gun safety's number one rule...
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It's called situational awareness and it is at its most necessary on the highway.
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Interesting "how-to" video if you have 5 minutes to kill.
Very interesting, but the petulant response to an error at the end seems discordant. This is one of a series of instructional videos by the artist, and it looks to me as though the error at the end was intentional, perhaps to emphasize that anything less than perfection is supposed to be discarded?
But the first 98% of the runtime is interesting for showing how things used to be done.
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I think the spasms mean he is suffering from a concussion.
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I really like this one.
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DEAD GIVEAWAY
1 comment:
I kept going back to the Animal Adoption photo as it was so intriguing. Thanks for that.
Townada
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