One Of My Very Own
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ANIMALS OF NOTE
How to become an only child in one fell swoop of two of your siblings.
And the poor little bastards thought it was feeding time. Yeah, just not their feeding time.
But shame on them for cutting out the part where the lone survivor just says Fuck it, I'm outta here.
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I once read about the old way of teaching them this gate and it involved chains and barbed wire and shit, then an informed viewer explained that none of that occurs with modern trainers, especially with such a valuable animal.
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Some otherwise intelligent people invite this spawn of Lucifer to live in their house.
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Alberta Beef: "This is my tomahawk. There are many like it, but this one is mine. No side dishes here, the cow already ate the veggies."
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As I recall, this is a grandfather. I found that image personally touching that's why I repost it.
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Whenever people talk about "drug-resistant superbugs", all I can think about is how proud I am of those little guys for having the willpower to stay clean & sober in what must be an incredibly dangerous and stressful environment.
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Genie: And for your third wish?
Her: That you fall in love with me
[later]
Her: Hey babe, our anniversary's coming up and here's my wish list.
Her: That you fall in love with me
[later]
Her: Hey babe, our anniversary's coming up and here's my wish list.
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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME
I'm not saying I don't see the practical usefulness in knowing how to do that, but it seems to me there is probably a safer place to hone your skills.
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What's a bitch?
Karma. Karma is a bitch.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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Bus Ignores Weight Limit on Bridge
10 Ton Bridge Sags Under 35 Ton Bus
Beaver, Arkansas, USA
The bus crosses the 10-ton limit one-lane Beaver bridge and that sags follows it all the way.
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This is the pilot I want every time I fly.
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Terrifying if literal: Liquid Plumber
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ABSURDITY: A TUTORIAL
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"They must smell my...ah..."
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leg. I think it should have ended with a turkey leg.
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"I'm just dropping off my car for an oil change..."
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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.
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GET LEARNT
A Flettner airplane uses the Magnus effect to fly.
They tried to set up rotating cylindrical sales one time but, as I recall, they could never solve the severe vibration problem.
But it looks like they solved that problem.
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Adobe has a moving stills feature, which will allow you to turn your images into short videos that give a freakishly realistic sense of depth.
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And Viking ax heads are still being found.
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War stories heard in bars and such are almost always bullshit. Real warriors don't tell war stories. The last thing they want to do is live through those days again.
For years I hung out at the American Legion and while there I never heard one war story.
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Yes, weed is now legal in Canada.
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Just a gentle reminder to all my Canadian viewers, just like alcohol they are both legal, but not in your car.
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What a great hat. It could keep you from getting your ass kicked in some neighborhoods and cause your ass kicking in others.
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I think I tried to load that one time and couldn't.
But the point is, at that speed how long do you think it would take for a sudden change in direction to bring the lava to their feet?
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Yeah, it looked kind of fake to me, but some guy tracked down the tail number to prove it.
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The egg is overcooked.
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