One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Finally a ray of sunshine...
I hope teachers around the country take notice and follow their lead. Anti-vaxxer parents say they will sue the school if their children aren't allowed to attend. The anti-vaxxer parents should be arrested.
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SEAFOOD BUFFET
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THE PROVERBIAL SHIT HITTING THE METAPHORICAL FAN
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Don't ever fight that far above your weight class.
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QUIZ: What do these two things have in common?
They both look very much like my most recent hemorrhoid infestation.
And I don't understand it because I've never had a dick up my ass...not a human dick anyway.
Getting old sucks.
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I haven't a clue of the circumstances, but he looks very much like a person who prefers to be elsewhere.
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The Manson Family
If you don't know their whole story, you need to look them up.
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I order my gingerbread latte LIKE A GOD DAMN MAN. I send the wife into Starbucks while I wait in the car.
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TAKE A WALK ON THE WEIRD SIDE
True? Hell, I don't know.
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Well, there's your problem right there.
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Look carefully...
Americans
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I found it, guys, the most redneck thing in the history of redneck things...
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I bet it works more often than you would think.
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Take one!
I want that man's job.
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Not a clue.
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I bet squirrels walk at a leisurely pace when no one is looking.
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CLEVERNESS
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How very, very clever...
This by far my favorite...
Remember that "repair" job?
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From the surface of comet 67p
Taken several miles from the comet and what you see is a 25-minute clip looped. The white dots in the background are the stars.
I didn't know those were stars until I saw that.
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Liquefaction In Action
Think San Francisco earthquake.
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Brilliant!
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With apposite timing.
Nice save. Nice word.
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Enough bums will drive away customers from any shopping area. And your money will not be spent on food. Don't believe me? Offer to buy them a burger.
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My guess is that the father noticed his son was standing up in a boat with his gun, not on safety, and he wanted to teach him a lesson.
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For those that don't know. 1) This is insanely difficult. 2) Pretty dangerous. 3) Impressive nonetheless. OSHA not certified.
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How soothing. I bet they have been using something very similar for a dozen generations.
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I wish offended people reacted like fainting goats. No, it wouldn't solve a thing, but life would be so entertaining.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
It's true, you know. There have been studies. Yet women brag about doing it all the time, like it's a badge of honor.
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I normally abhor sports stats, but...
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So many people are sending their $2 to buy me a beer that the post office has requested that I curtail my appeals. So please, only one beer purchase per month per viewer. Thank you.
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