One Of My Very Own
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NEWSY BITS
Ladies and gentlemen, the most beautiful, smartest, sweetest and helpful grandson in the entire world.
FYI: That is called Rembrandt Lighting.
Moving on...
For a 3 1/2-year-old, he looks like he takes his driving very seriously, but his game playing needs some work. I beat the little fucker every single time and most of the time I placed the puzzle pieces in the correct place on the very first try. Plus he picked the Colts and my Chiefs kicked his ass. I took his last dollar and he cried like a baby. Life is tough, kid, get a life.
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VISUAL PUN
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TOTE THAT BALE
The jobs we perform
They built whole cathedrals with technology like that.
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This was much better with sound, but Blogger doesn't allow MP4s. Bummer.
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Somebody has been thinking again.
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1. It looks like more oil is spilling out than the tanker can hold.
2. How the fuck did the oil get that pressurized?
3. The driver just sits there - disregarding the threat of fire.
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Today’s the day he quit his job...
We've all had days like that.
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Very humanlike movements, don't you think?
"Any job that can be done with the hands will soon be done by a robot." Not my quote, but I agree with it.
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Just a bit off the front, please...
Can a robot do that?
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You can say "Have a nice day" with no problem, but you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding mildly threatening.
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THE WONDER THAT IS TELEVISION
Entertainment at its finest...
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In all of human history, this may be the first time a group of people tried this...
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Last known photo of the Mercenaries that were hired to help prevent a Communist invasion of the Republic of Val Verde, 1987.
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"Little House on the Prairie" in France.
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The most unrealistic part of spy movies is everyone’s ability to insert the USB drive on the first attempt.
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ANIMALS THAT IMPRESS ME
Barkour
Porkour
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Carolina Dog is just about the perfect pet. They are gentle, loyal, yet protective, yet low maintenance.
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I'm betting that fish has been fed from that pier so many times that it is almost tame.
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I think I have shown you that before. I hate cats that much.
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What if people got a new name every birthday.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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I've said that to my kids before.
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They should make an essential oil with the chicken pox vaccine in it.
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OBJECTS THAT ARE JUST FUCKING AWESOME
Prince Rupert Drop VS a bullet.
Think of the first person to drop a molten blob of glass in water and then discover that phenomena. I bet he freaked.
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Rib Cage and resin...
Knice
I later learned it is made of the spine of a pine cone.
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And then the water receded.
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This is extraordinary...
Unless someone is just fucking with us for imaginary internet points.
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He Fried For Our Sins
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The fun way to break the ice and start a conversation...
Let's just call that an interactive sculpture, shall we.
And I like it very much.
And I like it very much.
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We have all pretended not to look at the donuts being handed around the room and acted surprised when you got offered one.
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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
One of the most poignant quotes I've ever heard was in the aftermath of a tsunami.
"I had nothing. Now I have lost everything."
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Beth seems fun.
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Player 3 has entered the game...
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Yes, I have more questions:
Don't you hate it when people park their cars like the red SUV?
What happened to the dog?
Did you notice the guy at the door almost got decapitated?
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The show must go on...
Asians
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When she says, "Prove you're not drunk."
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Oh, hell no.
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- I am a genie and I offer you 3 wishes.
- Make it 4.
- Granted. You have 3 left.
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GET LEARNT
Auburn scored 56 points in the first half of their bowl game. We got to thinking about the highest scores, so I looked it up. Here is part of a very long list of teams who have scored over 100.
This Central Oklahoma team must have been a ball buster.
The vast majority were a hundred or so years ago, but here are some relatively recent high scores.
And the highest score I could find was St. Viator with 205.
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Capturing plasma in a syringe.
Somebody want to explain that to me...in English...fifth grade English?
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Yeah, but they didn't all look like her. Think of the ones with boils or vomit or oozing rashes.
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I'm going to try another topic in this the Afterthought Section. It will discuss one of my pet peeves. What I am not trying to do is sound like I have all the answers. I can only tell you my opinions following 70+ years of paying attention.
I will use every weapon at my disposal to fight these people. They can do whatever they want to themselves, but harming babies is one of my flashpoints.
All I ask of you is to make these people pay a price for their folly. Refuse to be friends with them; don't invite them to family reunions; bring in a counselor. But don't just ignore it - that makes you an abettor.
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