MONDAY #3749

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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I am going to be forced to place one of these to access my comments section. Sorry, but I'm just getting eat up with them.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND I

What do they mean "useless"? I can only assume if they were looking for organic material, but other than that it was not useless. I can assume that we are not actively looking for semen on the moon.
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There are two kinds of people...

Can we assume the second golfer was from Australia?
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I always get the hot shit on the side.

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This took me much longer than it should have...

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN

I was in the Air Force a long, long time, and I have NEVER seen anything like this.
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Bravo.
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Having a laugh at work heals the soul.

But how does that much litter end up on that one hillside? Damn.
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This looks like a lot of fun.

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Sure it's honing hunting styles, but it still looks fun.

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Which letter is silent in the word 'scent,' the C or the S?

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Speaking of fun...

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GET LEARNT

I just realized that it is called a Bird of Paradise because it looks like the left picture, not the right.

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Rain or snow.
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MV Augusta 60cc Monomoto Superleggera

That MV Augusta 60cc Monomoto Superleggera is the experimental machine ridden by young wealthy Italian Luigi Bandini, during practice for the 1954 Milano-Taranto Road Race. Bandini tragically lost control in a misty mountain section, while waving to a pretty spectator. 
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American soldiers inspecting a one-man submarine. They captured a 17 years old pilot. It was used, I believe, to hit boats but a lot of accidents happened, as the torpedo attached to the small cockpit, didn't always detached. 1944. 
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A once in a lifetime event for most. 
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What Happens Next?

A. He shoots at her.
B. She shoots at him.
C. The ceiling collapses.
D. The floor collapses. 
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D. The floor collapses.
The cause of the collapse of the floor, according to preliminary data from Investigators was fatigue of supporting structures - the building where the supermarket is located, is more than 100 years old.   
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The word "swims" upside down is still "swims".

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SEMI-FINAL LAUGHS

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Bollywood is a fucking hoot!

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Who knew?

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An uncircumcised truck?

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If you eat meat, spare a thought for the Cow Miners.

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A tragic "accident"? I think it hilarious.

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Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

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HUMANS ARE PROGRAMMED TO BE KIND

Relationship goals

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Ladies, try to marry someone like these guys.

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I mean that and hold each of those people dear to my heart.

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I can not stress how important that is. I am the luckiest guy in the world because of my life partner.

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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

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BUT THEN WE BECAME TRIBAL

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He gets it. So why can't everyone?
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If you think white people are superior to black people, then you are wrong.

If you think men are superior to women then you are wrong.

If you think you are superior just because of your nationality then you are wrong.

If you think that every war America fights is just then you are wrong.

If you think that the gauge of a nations greatest is solely dictated by its military and not the well-being of its citizens then you are wrong.

If you think the super-rich are playing fair then you are wrong. 

And when it comes to political parties almost nobody has it right. No one party has ALL the right ideas and the other has all the WRONG ideas. And if you think that way, then you are delusional.

I think that religion is stupid, outdated and illogical, but I would never harm someone because they think that after death they will live in a great place.

But then there are the people who reject overwhelming scientific evidence because it interferes with their world views. Doctors don't have an agenda other than keeping you healthy. And the thousands of serious climate scientists have no agenda other than raising your awareness of a looming crisis.

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I know most of you know this, so I'm preaching to the choir, but here's a decent visual aid next time you're caught in an argument with somebody who thinks they're 6 hours reading magazines and watching youtube videos trumps the predictions of climate scientists from all over the globe.

The average global temperature has changed more in the last 100 years than in the previous 2000.
Yes, the earth goes through cycles of warming and cooling, but on a scale of millennia per degree, not centuries and certainly not decades. 
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Out fucking cold! 

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