FOLIO OLIO: SUNDAY #3832

One Of My Very Own

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HUMANS INTERACTING WITH NATURE

What he said: "Nothing to worry about. It’s under control."
What he meant: "I suck at situational awareness."

With sound:
https://i.imgur.com/6KAusyB.mp4
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My kind of problem-solving.
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Several times in my life I have eaten fried fish for breakfast and the fish had been caught only moments before.

There is nothing better no matter how fresh the store-bought product.

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Shark tried to attack a dog and the dog's friends thwarted the attack.

That's fucking awesome!
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This head of a wolf is 30,000 years old. It was recently found preserved in the Siberian permafrost.

The same permafrost that hasn't melted in over 30,000 years but not to worry, a commenter told me that Capitalism will solve the problem.
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I didn't know California had alligators!
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New studies suggest that Jesus was four feet six inches tall and sounded pretty much like PeeWee Herman.

WEIRD ASSEDNESS

The look on her face.
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What Happens When This Rickshaw Makes It To The Bottom Of The Stairs?

A. Nothing...He makes it unscathed!
B. He runs over a bystander.
C. He runs over his passenger.
D. He runs over himself.
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D.
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So silly.
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Packing lightly

Don't you know the backstory to that would be worth hearing?
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Serious design flaw...

Or not.
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Life imitating art...

That's why they wear fire suits.

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It was stated that finding yourself in the middle of a room on the ISS can prove problematic. Upon arrival, they practice how to maneuver themselves to the handholds.

Then why in the fuck are the rooms designed large enough to make that possible?
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Well, we've found the front-wheel-drive vehicle.
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If you are a Junior then your mom has probably moaned your name during sex.

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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*MNBT
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I like how professional she looks.
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The Mona Lisa of Memes.

It can be the food is hot, sucks, soggy, fake, full of chemicals, cold, etc. I’m not even certain why they put parents.
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https://boingboing.net/2019/06/03/humans-in-the-loop-2.html
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Whatever you're doing today do it with all the confidence of a four-year-old in a Batman shirt.

DAYS OF YORE

Know the function of this simple clicker?

A simple "friend-or-foe" click signal used by paratroopers landing at night on D-Day.

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And a hundred years later only women are punished for showing their nipples on some websites.
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And...

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Too many people think they want to die when really they want to start living.

HEADLINES YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

To get away with not paying fines, the release said, the operators created dozens of "shell" companies and systematically re-registered trucks at the Department of Motor Vehicles under the names of different corporations. By the time the city's finance department would try to collect on a debt, there would be no trace of the offending company.
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She asked to be euthanized but was denied. She then became so anorexic that she was moved to palliative care and, as per her instructions, was not force feed and that was deemed not to be euthanasia.
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