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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, June 27, 2019

THURSDAY #3836

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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GET LEARNT

Nuclear Propulsion...finally.
Since 1970, this is the first time NASA is getting funding for building a nuclear propulsion system for space vehicles. 
http://www.physics-astronomy.com/2019/06/nasa-just-received-125-million-to.html#.XP7PVtNKh_Q
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http://www.physics-astronomy.com/2019/06/nasa-makes-their-entire-media-library.html#.XP7QctNKh_Q
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Said to be trees in Chernobyl. The light rings are supposed to be pre-explosion and the dark outer rings are post-explosion (1986).
NOTE: I flat out didn't believe that so I added this:
[verification needed]
But after some searching I found this:
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"The authors argue we are now in a unique situation with no precise historical equivalent, with temperatures, unlike anything humanity, has ever experienced, and a population of nearly 8 billion people. This requires us to work towards avoiding catastrophic possibilities rather than looking at probabilities, as learning from mistakes is not an option when it comes to existential risks." 

A little too doomsday for me but an interesting read.
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That line was from a Sci-Fi movie I watched and I thought how stupid it is. If trends continue and church attendance keeps declining, nobody would believe that mumbo-jumbo in the future.
It is becoming evident to anyone paying attention that the religious leaders don't give a shit about you and your soul.
This next guy hits the nail squarely on the head:

 The American biologist Edward Osborne Wilson known as "the father of sociobiology" argues that the Earth is suffering "a death through a thousand injuries" because of religion and that it should disappear for the benefit of human progress.
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I always try to observe who is and who is not looking at me. 
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When growing up we had a diarrhea spoon so my mom could test the consistency and find out how dehydrated we were. And none of us ever questioned it.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Supposedly, back in the day, it was a way to get rid of an enemy, since you could pour out some tea for yourself and drink it quite safely (provided you had covered the correct hole) and you could then pour a drink for your enemy, and they would unknowingly get what was in the second compartment, maybe poison. 
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Cell phones that were found during cell searches at just one California prison.

On a related note, I have observed that young people spend much less time on their phones than they used to.
Maybe the novelty has worn off...I don't know.
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Have you ever wondered what damage even a small crane falling on top of an apartment building would do?
This is what is left of the attached garage... 
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Mesmerizing.
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 Fossilized Fish

My grandson brought me this as a gift.
It's a 65 million-year-old fossil of a small pine cone.
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I once painted something similar on my daughters' ceiling only the single ceiling fan was the prop of a bi-plane. 
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A guy made his own flashlight.
And boy does it work...
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How to get rid of all your porn and downloads of Game of Thrones.
But wait just a darn minute. Those people don't have computers so what good would it do?
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5-foot wingspan through an 8-inch gap.
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I was provided with no source link.
[verification needed] 
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Instead of Trick or Treating on Halloween, my parents made us go around to different doors in our basement and answer Bible questions to receive candy.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

This guy is not fucking around...
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Everyone who has watched the HBO Chernobyl miniseries...
 Along with the rest of the planet, I thought it a great series.

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I often wonder if some of my posts are a little too subtle to get. This is such a post.
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An excellent piece of advice for us all. 
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 [verification needed]

 Life imitating art?

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My whole family once ate corn on the cob for dessert.

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NAUGHTY BITS

"Looks like team spirit."
"Unless you are the lead sled dog the view never changes."
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I did notice that when I came off the road with a shitload of mural money, my wife never had a headache.
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I've never understood that for something everybody does - a lot - nobody talks about masturbating.  You would think guys would discuss techniques, toys, and favorite videos that enhanced their experience at self-gratification.
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Why we desperately need sex education in our schools.
She's gonorrhealize real soon how wrong she is.  
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Oh, to be young again. 
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These maps seem to be a thing now.
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If only 1% of the world finds you attractive that is still 74,420,584 people who find you attractive.

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PEOPLE EXHIBITING LESS THAN EXEMPLARY BEHAVIOR

And don't tell me you have a "right" to block a whole lane. It is common courtesy for slower vehicles to move to the right. 
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This Man Falls Off The Floating Dock In Which Direction?
 A. The far side
B. The left side
C. The right side
D. The closest side.
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 D.
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Want to guess what this guy is doing?
A turtle was in the middle of the road. This guy attempted to move it across, but it kept snapping at him. He then got a stroller to scoot it across to the other side safely. Then it latched onto the stroller and wouldn't let go.
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The main illusion is obvious, but the secondary illusion is that it looks like the kid in the gray shirt has his hand squarely on the red-shirted kid's dick. It is, in fact, the red-shirted kid's arm that he has tucked inside his own shirt.
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 You think that's bad? I don't know how to break this to you, but anything in a restaurant that could have a dick stuck in it has had a dick stuck in it.
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The climber, Miho Nonaka, getting out of a tricky spot.
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I'm going to ask you to click on these three links. I put a lot of time putting them together and think they are well worth your effort.

https://boingboing.net/2019/06/10/funny-video-of-conservative-pu.html
That is the worse case of "We've always done it that way" that I have ever heard.

And if that was not enough...
Tucker Carlson Crusades against the Creepy Metric System
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 This guy is deadly serious!
https://i.imgur.com/ju8XnGU.mp4
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The Orgasm
I will guarantee you that you will watch this more than once. I literally laughed out loud.
https://i.imgur.com/05P53ag.mp4
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 Speaking of mouths...
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would like to thank you for the efforts you have put in writing this blog.
I am hoping to see the same high-grade content by you later on as
well. In truth, your creative writing abilities has inspired me to get my own, personal website now ;)

Anonymous said...

Scientology (Psi in tall OG)

Ralph Henry said...

This is a photo - essay blog. You must have misread my intentions.

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