FOLIO OLIO: SUNDAY #3867

One Of My Very Own

ART AND PHOTOGRAPHY

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This is what a salsa dance party looks like from below a glass floor.

You really ought to see this in motion:

https://i.imgur.com/06aiHPL.mp4
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We all did that when we were young.
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I live in a high crime neighborhood if you count downloading gardening shows illegally.

NATURE'S WONDERS

Adaptations don't mean that you always survive, but rather that you survive more often. With that tiny advantage, your genes are passed down more often and over time become dominate.

But predators are changing also. So as soon as you become more or less invisible, the predators develope sonar or some such shit.
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I like all run-away-quick strategies...

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When you want to be left the hell alone...

And by left alone we mean uneaten.
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Yeah, this would be a fun commute...

https://i.imgur.com/X0b1fLD.mp4
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One way to ensure the survival of your species is to have thousands...millions...of offspring.

You are not going to believe just how many there are.
https://i.imgur.com/buKHB7H.mp4
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This is not what it looks like.

https://i.imgur.com/wOztHnl.mp4
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I would be tempted to throw it back so that its grow-big genes could carry on.
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I had sex with a girl on a first date once. Boy was her date pissed.

STUNNING ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Capping a Well

No report on what happens next.
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Riding on a centipede...

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Outside the Calgary Stampede, there was an animal activists rally. This absolute legend walked by.

I just thought this a wonderlfu juxtaposition.
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Samsung's new AI can create moving faces from an image.

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That could have gone wrong really quickly.
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Female pilots

And it wasn't too long ago that people didn't want women in the military. Fools.
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Juggling Drummer

https://youtu.be/6A_CpDEdwog
Or...

https://i.imgur.com/UOJORhy.mp4
How could you not leave this guy a tip?
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The double domino effect is a beautiful thing.

I bet the first person to discover that was pretty excited about it.
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The Oseberg ship, best-preserved ship from the Viking era. Norway, 9th century.

"Archeologists have now found the outlines of a Viking ship buried not far from the Norwegian capital of Oslo. The 65-foot-long ship was covered over more than 1,000 years ago to serve as the final resting place of a prominent Viking king or queen. That makes it one of the largest Viking ship graves ever found."

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/2018/10/viking-ship-discovered-norway-archaeology/

And here's what they think happened so that the boat wasn't burned up like it was supposed to be...

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Text: CMAO

Me: I think you mean LMAO, for “Laughing my ass off.”

That guy in 127 Hours who got his arm trapped under a boulder: No.

PONDERABLES

There are otherwise intelligent people who think that they are one of the few to recognize the potential of Bitcoin to make them a billionaire with very little investment. In the age of internet scams, they still believe that. Because they are smarter than, say, people like me.
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Finally, the true story behind the wearing of one glove.

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*MNBT
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It's the same as believing Bronze Age people that you will go to heaven if you worship their one god. They say that with a straight face just like all the other 5000 religions.
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All things Ralph...

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When you realize who the mayor from Stranger Things is!

Stranger Things is for X-Files fans who also like The Goonies.

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It kinda works.

When I married for the first time, we had a popcorn popper and an electric frying pan to prepare all of our meals and somehow we did.
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My blog is hosted by Google. Google shut it down for a while for uploading copyrighted images that I got off Google. Why wouldn't Google just deny me the opportunity to break their rules? You believers should ask your god the same question.
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Wages vs. Productivity

The world has changed and most old people refuse to acknowledge that our grandkids will be far poorer than we ever were.

Satisfaction Scale

Yeah, when you get old you figure you might as well be satisfied with what you have because you are too tired to change anything.
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The Forbidden Words.

Who decides such things as the illegality of certain sounds? Is there a grand committee? Did we vote on it? No, we did not. There are influential (think rich) people who just love to tell us peons what is and is not allowed. And not only that but the words change over time. Saying the word bloody used to be the worse, now it's fuck. Well, count me out of your little game of exploitation. I want none of it.

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Everybody looks down on Pinterest until they need a good recipe for homemade organic edible panties.

FOOLS

If that guy likes thrills that much he might want to talk to this lady about how to get a job like hers.

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What Happens Next?

A. A Confrontation
B. A Conflagaration
C. A Contridiction
D. A Condemnation
E. A Convolution

B.
Building up a static charge and not grounding yourself.
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সব সাধকের বড় সাধক আমার দেশের চাষা, দেশ মাতার'ই মুক্তিকামী দেশের

I guess they all do look alike.
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Jimmie Smith a New Jersey retired security officer, had an old shirt hanging in his closet. Stuffed in its pockets was a stack of unchecked lottery tickets.

Source : http://yasasmedia.com/man-finds-24-million-lottery-ticket-in-an-old-shirt-just-two-days-before-it-expires/

And having a stack of unchecked lottery tickets makes him a fool.
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Embarrassing yourself in front of the whole football-watching world...