MONDAY #3882

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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So, you're surprised Jeff Epstein committed suicide? Imagine how surprised Jeff must have been.

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Formosus
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Another suicide of a young person in my sphere.

I can't find any justification for such actions...but, of course, I'm not suffering from depression.

If there is anything I know for sure it is that you must find someone (I suggest a professional) to talk to.

 One day at a time, just one day at a time.

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 RH: I have no idea what that means but that's what it said on the Mondaypunday site.

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NOTE: Due to the fact that I didn't have to write very much I have added some extra images. Enjoy.

TAKE A WALK ON THE WEIRD SIDE

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Hahahabananaha!
And...

 

The most American picture ever taken...

Love the glasses.
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And...

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"These aren't the humans you're looking for."

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That final lactation!

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Please tell me that is a mask!
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Unless...

 Speaking of...

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Do you have any interest in watching a Roomba that screams when it runs into something?

It made me smile. Make sure you unmute.
https://i.imgur.com/rbOOb52.mp4
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 When you played marbles, the only goal was to win more marbles. No one asked stupid questions like why’d you want more marbles.

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THINGS GOING TO SHIT

Sunbathing tourists panic and grab their screaming children after freak wave catches them off guard and washes chairs into the sea in Brazil.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7293041/Sunbathing-tourists-panic-freak-wave-catches-guard-Brazil.html
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DOZENS of 'pedophiles' are arrested in an undercover sting operation where deputies posed as minors online.

 
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Did he forget and set the timer on his I.E.D to daylight savings?
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Yes, yes I am worried. Crazy or incompetent leader, indeed. 
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It's so hot in London that stairs are melting.

 Who puts tar on their stairs?

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ME: [explaining to a class of students] The real reason sharks lose teeth so often is that they have a very bad memory.

ZOOKEEPER: [into walkie-talkie] He's back.

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NAUGHTY BITS WEIRDNESS

A few takes on masturbation.

 

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Reminds me of when porn flicks show the guy's cum face.

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He really does have small hands.
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My toddler was about to hit her head on a bar at the playground so I told her to duck and she quacked at me. And then hit her head.

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RATHER SERIOUS MATTERS

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Little man seeing his mama clearly for the first time.

Who puts metal-framed glasses on a baby? 
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That is very clever. 
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People like that vote.
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Jeff Bezos, 1999

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Would modern Americans be up to the task of total war?
I think not. 
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 What's on your latitude?

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[verification needed] 
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