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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

WEDNESDAY #3898

One Of My Very Own
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MISTAKES WERE MADE

THE PROBLEM WITH STAIRS
Most problems involve difficulty distinguishing one step from another.
And it started a long, long time ago.



 
 
^^A1^^

Construction Snafus
^^A2^^

Idiotic Design Concepts
 ^^A3^^

Moving On...

A bit of a design miscalculation...
^^A4^^


And she's TEXTING!!
^^A5^^


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Don't you hate it when you show up to the funeral in the same outfit as the deceased?

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MOVIES MINUTIA



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We installed those slam-proof bumpers on all of our doors. My kids' fingers are safe, but now I have no way of knowing when my wife is mad at me.

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AND NOW THE GOOD IDEAS


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That warms my heart. It's like helping maintain the environment is cool again. 
^^C4^^


Does that include the Nazi out in the trailer park? 
Or the molesting priest?
^^C5^^


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I'm assuming he never know how the ball will bounce. 
^^C8^^


I love shit like that.
^^C9^^

A chair to match is body.

^^C10^^


Old Egyptian dental work from 4,000 years ago. 
^^C11^^

"Chain Female"
^^C12^^



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Every time I burp I feel like my stomach is like, “Hey! Remember when we ate that?”

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ODD OCCURRENCES

That tells me that he doesn't have their food source locked up well enough. 
^^D1^^


He copied me working on my blog. 
^^D2^^

Just a man with a Spitfire (WW2 fighter plane)...in his garage.
^^D3^^

Vintage TVs left on porches in Henrico Virginia AGAIN
https://wtvr.com/2019/08/11/tv-man-leaves-vintage-tvs-on-front-porches-wyndham-henrico/ 

That sounds like something I would do.
^^D4^^

What Happens Next?
 A. She goes completely through the window.
B. She lands on her face.
C. She knocks herself out.
D. She vomits all over the floor and camera.
E. An ostrich walks in.
F. None of the above.
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 F. 
^^D5^^


The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting. 
^^D6^^

Extreme snow leopard hunting
 You really need to see this incredible feat.
https://imgur.com/gallery/dt9mszP
Or...

https://i.imgur.com/nUgXmRw.mp4
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If you know what these things have in common...
Then you are as old as I am. 
^^D8^^


 The K...the fucking K!
^^D9^^



 And they are still really pissed off about that shit.
But in all fairness, if the British left, the Irish Protestants and Catholics would immediately start slaughtering one another.
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 He would have been dead.
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1 comment:

Scott James said...

D9 - I see nothing wrong with the "K" as it is "1" and the less than symbol. It's numeric.

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