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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, September 29, 2019

SUNDAY #3930

One Of My Very Own
God, I love gags like that.
Thinking of you my painter friend.
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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GET LEARNT

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If 8÷2(2+2) = 16 then 16x2(2+2) = 8
If 8÷2(2+2) = 1 then 1x2(2+2) = 8
The answer lies in the way you go about solving it, and that depends on where in the world you learned math. If you use the PEMDAS method, the order of the equation is Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction. But if you were raised on the BODMAS method, then the order is Brackets, Orders, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction.

So technically, both are the right answers!
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Times Hollywood Actually Got The Science Right.

 I found that bit of data on the same day I watched a documentary on King Tut and learned of his iron dagger.
Shocking because they didn't have iron.
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Bruce?
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 SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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City Constellations: The 5 Largest Cities in Each American State, mapped.
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Applying a window tint.
That is how you stretch an art canvas also...middle on all four sides then work toward the corners. I've done it a thousand times.
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Warning: if the green zone has a major draught, the world will starve.
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Engineers Just Unveiled a New Blackest-Ever Material, Even Darker Than Vantablack

This material can absorb more than 99.995 percent of incoming light, beating the 99.96 percent that Vantablack is able to absorb.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Tankman full picture
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Me: Exhausted and 15 seconds from falling to sleep.

Wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms were where my legs are supposed to be and my legs were where my arms are supposed to be?

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CONSPIRACY THEORIES YOU MAY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF



I thought that odd enough to Google it and found its website.
 https://birdsarentreal.com

And not only do they sell T-shirts and caps...
 They sell them very well.

The next storming Area 51? You tell me.
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Here are some more conspiracies I had never heard of.







Some people have way too much time on their hands,
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No one tells you when you get old. You come to the realization yourself while reading Amazon reviews of light bulbs.

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THE WORLD IS FULL OF ODDNESSES


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Victorian radiator incorporating a plate warmer.
When I make my spinach/gorgonzola sauce for my steak I like to warm up my plate to keep the sauce warmer longer, but I didn't even know anyone else had ever done that.
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They call it an Adventure Tour...
https://i.imgur.com/MBRP8C6.mp4
I call it insanity. 
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Find a job you love and you’ll never work again.
 https://i.imgur.com/LHicFaE.mp4
Sound on for this delightful young woman.
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Tastes like chicken.
The top rack has a surprise.
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Finally a ray of sanity!
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This just gets funnier and funnier...
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Fuck me yourself you coward...no, wait.
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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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I haven't a clue. Anyone?
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ART AND THE MERE aRTY

Outdoor Rug Made From Rocks
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PHOTOGRAPHY
The photographer did this with many different types of vehicles.

Since I attached eating utensils and other objects all across America you know I could relate to that.

All I can think about is the total cost of the planes depicted.
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Christo – The Iron Curtain, Rue Visconti, Paris, 1962

In art school, I was fascinated by this man.
 
I had never learned about his wife.

 Here are some more of his stuff.



His latest works can be walked on...
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If you got to someone's house and they grill dinner for you, don't critique their grilling style.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

If this old man could give you young people one piece of advice it is to live life to the fullest. Want to travel across Europe? Find a way to do it! Wear your genitalia out! Try to leave yourself with no regrets from your failure to act on an impulse...and live with the consequences.
Don't fall for it. The only opinion that matters is yours.
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 To be clear, when you add my federal income tax plus state income tax,  and local property taxes and sales taxes I give well over half my income to the government. And yes, I expect that for that kind of money the government could give us health care.
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So, is it cruel to post shit like this?
 Well, she sat in front of a camera and read her lines and put it on the internet...not me.
Cruelty would be posting something like this juxtaposed below Miss Belly Rubber.
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More evidence that American justice is tilted to the privileged.
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Well, they are the ones who tell everyone that the creator of the universe chose THEM and them alone as his chosen people.
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Today is National Stay At Home With Your Dog Day And Drink Beer.
It's nothing official. I just made it up. Tell the others.

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LAST LAUGHS

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Pet Russian
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Sniper montage
 https://i.imgur.com/oi2633V.mp4
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That wasn't very informative. Let's have a redo.
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Yeah, we killed this one just like you believers killed Thor and Athens and...
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Drug naming
https://www.ama-assn.org/about/united-states-adopted-names/procedure-usan-name-selection

Nearly all generic drug names have hints regarding its mechanism of action and/or chemical structure. The seemingly crazy sounding new biological drugs for cancer and psoriasis even have an underlying "formula" for how they are named which can immediately give information as to its mechanism and how it is made.

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