THURSDAY #3962

One Of My Very Own

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The differences between these two men.
Need a laugh? Watch this with sound:
https://i.imgur.com/OPqms64.mp4

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HUMAN FOLLY

Full-contact surfing. What fun!
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Watch the person on the left.

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"Duck, duck, goose."

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To hear her whine pathetically, 
"Oh my god it's broken"  CLICK HERE
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One lucky sumbitch!

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That reminds me of the time a woman gave me a birthday card filled with glitter and when I opened it she slapped the bottom and it took me an hour to get the particles of glitter out of my eyes.
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You have got to watch this and you have got to watch it with the sound on to hear this big motherfucker squeal like a snakebit little girl.

 https://i.imgur.com/eHRgKL5.mp4
Or...
https://imgur.com/gallery/es54XLm
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 A black security guard at Madison West High School in Madison, Wisconsin, asked a student—also black—to stop calling him the n-word. The school fired the security guard, citing its zero-tolerance policy on racial slurs.
"Please don't call me a nigger."
"You're fired."
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Gentleman gives a fake name to the police even though his real name is tattooed on his neck.
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It's weird that people think the moral of The Pied Piper is 'Don't trust strangers" when really it's 'Always pay freelancers.'

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Wow! 
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The Aerocoach Peacemaker II, A triple-decker lovechild with a 1955 GMC Scenicruiser on top of a 1949 Aerocoach.

 It looks a little high to make it under all the bridges. I would say five feet taller than a semi.
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Of course, it doesn't matter. On any flag pole, it faces "backward" to half the people at any given time.

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I think there is something about all clocks being set at 11:11 in movies.

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The blob is a real thing and slightly terrifying.

You really need to watch this.

https://i.imgur.com/ScLPKhN.mp4
Or...
https://youtu.be/c88XFXUKwaQ 
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480 million-year-old conga line of arthropods

The first evidence that they did anything social.
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Love they neighbor my ass.

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I trained mine by applying a paste of soap. 
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I'm assuming that is an air freshener jerry-rigged to stink.
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 I'm not sure why only part of the building was upgraded but it's the perfect segue.
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Wikipedia built the modern Library of Alexandria using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other.

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CONSTRUCTION GONE WRONG

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That's scary. 
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I'm thinking you could use the ramp to offload a truck.

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Me: Beautiful dog you got there.

Cop: This is Diesel. He's our drug-sniffing dog.

Me: Still in training, huh?

Cop: What?

Me: What?

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PEOPLE OF INTEREST

I'm thinking he just won a bet. 
^^D1^^

4 generations of smiling

Each generation got taller. I credit a higher protein diet.
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"Well, it won't do me any good, now will it, nurse?" 
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Belarus is potato country.

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It was stated that his tattoo was "so good" that his face swap app picked it out. I disagree.

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 Another great segue.
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The name ‘Chad’ has a lotta range, it’s either the whitest name on the planet or a country in Africa. There’s no town in Sweden called “Deontay.’

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LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS

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 I read a study about the time you spent greeting various people you see daily. The higher the status the more of your time was allotted. But more interesting was the make-up time to give someone who you haven't seen in a few days. I was amused when I did just that at my school. There was a janitor who I "owed" a sentence or two each morning, but when he was away three days I tripled my time of greeting to "catch up" as it were.

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 https://i.imgur.com/0kiBVeg.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/3ycwfQo.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/mSw0MPW.mp4

Bob Dylan high during 'We are the world' recording.

https://i.imgur.com/UL6DOHj.mp4

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