TUESDAY #3932

One Of My Very Own

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Dadgummit, I really like this post!

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LESSONS LEARNED

Early training for assist dogs...

"Quick we need mouth to mouth and an emergency helicopter airlift!"
And/or...

“Don’t panic! Don’t panic! NOBODY PANIC!” 
- dog in the back probably

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 I searched a half dozen sites concerning the Rajputs and found nothing about the fake trunk on their horses. I call it bullshit.

But maybe I just missed it.
[verification needed]
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Some lessons should be learned young.

 That's why there was a sock on the doorknob.
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 No Onion post that - IT'S TRUE!
https://www.nytimes.com/1997/12/19/us/cia-says-it-has-found-no-link-between-itself-and-crack-trade.html 
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Here's some of the results:

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

Scandinavians making the rest of us look bad again, but what's up with Mexico?
I found nothing about what part of the city and time of day they dispersed the wallets. Whether in an upscale shopping district or slum could make a difference as would whether dropped when people are going to work or at 2 am when only drunks are about.
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Remember Zorba.
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India spent $400 million to make this statue.

Not to upgrade its rail system...

Or to rebuild its sewers...

Or clean up its rivers...

Or even give to its space program - but to build this statue. 
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Why have so many people turned against doctors? They have more or less cured AIDS and cancer, they routinely install artificial joints and even face transplants. Why would any sane person distrust these same miracle workers?

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The difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber.

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WE'VE ALL GOT A BIT OF KINK

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 *banjo playing intensifies*

I think it's ok to fuck your cousin, and in this case, you have the same grandmother.
Want to hear the whole scene of that kid playing that banjo?
Make sure you crank up the sound.

https://youtu.be/gsC4kf6x_Q0
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 Dad zebra better be asking some questions here.

Actually, it’s called melanism. A genetic mutation resulting in more melamine. Affects many animals.
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 Shoot how about a boyfriend? I ain’t gay but 20 billion dollars is 20 billion dollars.
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Speaking of kinky...

Nuns in a convent (Castello Aragonese d’Ischia) off the coast of Naples had a peculiar practice: dead nuns would be strapped naked onto these chairs until their decomposing bodies released all the fluids into a vessel. This room is called the putridarium.
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To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.

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DATA ACQUISITION

Sclerosant treatment injects a saline solution and causes spider veins to vanish.

I always thought they were sucking out the blood...but no.
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https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2018/10/08/americans-support-marijuana-legalization/

And blame the foot-dragging on the far right Protestants.

My atheist friends just want to leave everybody the hell alone.
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https://returntonow.net/2019/09/15/hospitals-rooftop-farm-provides-7000-pounds-of-fresh-organic-veggies-a-year-for-patients/
Should be growing Ganja up there. Could buy millions of pounds of vegetables with the profits, and have medicinal herb on tap for patients. 
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 https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-12503686
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Concerned about your bees in dry weather?

Feeding them watermelons can help. Plenty of moisture and sugar content for them.

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Strange Movie "Facts"

[verification needed] 
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I'm convinced people who don't like subtitles can't read fast.

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IT TAKES ALL KINDS

Wait for it...

Do you think they are merely stealing clothes or did they sleep in there?
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360th Fighter Squadron pilot 2nd Lt. J. H. Williams chases a Bf 109 off the tail of a fellow P-47 pilot and shoots it down with an impressive deflection burst on August 4th in 1944.

The courage that requires is extraordinary.
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I love babies. 
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There has to be a woman out there who can tolerate cheap beer, occasional body odor, and constant cursing. 
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Is that orange juice? That has got to burn like hell. 
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Austrian acrobat Stefanie Millinger giving fellow performer Troy Savoy a jarring wake-up call.
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*MNBT
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I used to look down on such things but now it just looks like a lot of fun and we all need all the fun we can get.
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Kurt Russell with his son Wyatt Russell, whose mother is Goldie Hawn.

Wyatt looks a lot like a great-nephew of mine.

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 Lady doesn't seem to like motorcycles.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p89ElFTkJ4E&feature=youtu.be
Or maybe she just doesn't like the noise.
But I think the cop should have talked to her long enough to see if she was sane.

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Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine. Apparently, it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee.

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THINGS ONLY I WOULD FIND INTERESTING

 Let's give this man the oogaboogas he deserves.
The muralist in me couldn't let that one go.
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New York Jets 2019 season so far...

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If you don't get this then you were never a big brother...

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And...

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Sure the Chinese are smart but they aren't taught from birth to be innovative. My money is still on America.
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I eat Captain D's fish once a week and like it.

But if you have a coupon you have to tell them at the drive-thru. I think they do that so the coupon holders get smaller portions.

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As a writer, I find this oddly satisfying...

 
I remember the thrill of getting a finished book bound. 
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I am always impressed with sheer power.

They don't seem to be any worse for wear. 
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I found this on a site I visit daily.

Then on another site that very day I found this...

They must have a plethora of dashcams over there.
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 https://i.imgur.com/NmS2ZSm.mp4

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